Funny Christian Pop Song Parodies

Christian U.S.A. (Parody of Surfin' U.S.A. (Beach Boys))

Author: Troy Joy Comedy Show
Theme:
If everybody read their Bible
Across the U.S.A.
And everybody started walkin'
(On the) That Narrow Way
If everybody was doin'
everything the Bible says
Then everybody'd be Christian
(Then this Nation would be Christian)
A Christian U.S.A.

If they didn't kill Muslims
to steal their oil away
If everybody read their bibles
and did the things they say
(Then this Nation would be Christian)
A Christian U.S.A.

Yeah they murdered the natives
to take their land away
yeah they kidnapped the africans
to make em die as slaves

They claimed these sins were A-OK
'cause they were β€˜saved by grace’
Yeah that's no way to be a Christian
a Christian U.S.A.

If we hadn't killed a million
Iraqi children
If we hadn't bombed Cambodia
into the stone age
If no bomb hit Hiroshima
and Nagasaki too
Then this would maybe be a Christian
A Christian USA

If the leaders didn't borrow
money they couldn't pay

And if everybody rested
on the Sabbath Day

pray
Yahweh
say
If the Christians put some action behind the things they say
See Study notes on Christian U.S.A. (Parody of Surfin' U.S.A. (Beach Boys))


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