Bible ~~- Older Testament

2nd Samuel Wrench

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Ch. 1
v.FeelActionThemeDate
1 David Murders Saul's Self-Styled โ€œKillerโ€ Suicide 1010BC
17 David Sings A Death Dirge For Saul & Jonathan Defeat
Ch. 2
1YAH Tells David To Move To Hebron Polygamy 1010BC
4 The Judeans Crown David King Authority
8 Northern Tribes Of Israel Rebel Against David Usurpance / Abuse Of Authority
12 He-Man Gladiatorial Massacre Sparks Civil War Violence 1008BC
18 General Abner Murders General Joab's Teen-Bro Revenge
25 Israeli General Abner Forges A Fragile Peace War
Ch. 3
1 Loving David's Many Wives Birth Him Many Sons Polygamy 1006BC
6 Northern General Abner Revolts To Join David Divorce
22 Judean Gen. Joab Murders Israeli Gen. Abner Loving Enemies 1005BC
Ch. 4
1 Wicked King Ish-Bosheth's Captains Murder Him War 1004BC
8 King David Kills His Enemy King's Assassins Murder
Ch. 5
1 King David Reigns Over United Israel Authority 1003BC
6 King David Seizes Jerusalem From Pagans Courage
10 David Grows To Be A Mighty King Success
13 Lustful King David Impregnates Too Many Women Giving Birth
17 The Philistines Attack David's Judea Yah's Protection
22 Again Praise-Power Defeats Philistine Armies Yah's Protection
Ch. 6
1 David Starts To Bring The Ark To Jerusalem Music 1000BC
6 Uzzah Grabs The Ark & Dies Punishment
9 Terrified King David Re-Locates The Ark Fear
14 *David Dances Like A Wildman In His Underwear Community Love Feasts
20 *David's Wife Gripes At Him For Wild-Praising Divorce
21 *King David Ditches His Praise-Hating Nag-Wife Praise
Ch. 7
1 King David Plans To Build A Temple Encouragement 1000BC
4 YAH Refuses To Let David Build Him A Temple Yah's Protection
12 Nathan Predicts The Messiah And His Kingdom The Messiah
17 David Praises YAH For Promising Him A Dynasty YAH (the Most High Creator)
Ch. 8
1 King David Defeats Many Surrounding Enemies War 998BC
7 King David Seizes Treasures For Priestly Work War
14 King David Reigns Over The Promised Land Authority
Ch. 9
1 David Provides For Saul's Son (Mephibosheth) Compassion 995BC
Ch. 10
1 Snake-Hiss's Son Humiliates David's Envoys War 995BC
6 Ammonites Hire Syrian Armies To Attack Israel War
13 Israel Gores A Syrian/Ammonite Terrorist Army War
Ch. 11
1 Peeping-Tom Warlord David Commits Adultery Adultery 993BC
14 King David Kills His Pregnant Lover's Husband Murder
26 David Marries The Wife Of His Murder Victim Adultery
Ch. 12
1 Nathan The Prophet Busts Murderer King David Usurpance / Abuse Of Authority 991BC
24 David's New Queen Bath-Sheba Births Solomon Giving Birth 990BC
26David & Joab Defeat The Inbred Spawn Of Ammon War
Ch. 13
1 King David's Son Amnon Rapes His Sister Tamar Rape 990BC
22 Absalom Revenge-Kills His Rapist-Brother Revenge
Ch. 14
1 Joab Pays A Widow To Fake Out King David Family Division 988BC
21 The Widow Moves David To Repatriate Absalom Family Division 980BC
25 Absalom & David Live Estranged, Separated Pride
28 Prince Absalom And King David Finally Reunite Family Division
Ch. 15
1 Absalom Starts His Conspiracy Against David Usurpance / Abuse Of Authority 976BC
13 King David Flees Jerusalem To Avoid Bloodshed Nonresistance 976BC
Ch. 16
1 Saul's Crippled Grandson Betrays King David Generosity 972BC
5 David Refuses To Harm His Cursing Attacker Nonresistance 972BC
15 David's Spy 'Hasty' Fakes Loyalty To Absalom Shrewdness / Craftiness
20 *Prince Absalom Beds His Dad's 10 Concubines Adultery
Ch. 17
1 Slime-Brother Smartly Plots To Kill David War 972BC
5Hasty Hushai Foils Slimy's Assassination Plot Shrewdness / Craftiness
15*Hasty Sends Spy-Priests To Warn King David Privacy / Secrecy
22David & His Friends Cross The Jordan River Suicide
25Rebel Absalom Mounts His Shock & Awe Campaign Usurpance / Abuse Of Authority
27King David's Allies Bring Him Food Supplies Loving Enemies
Ch. 18
1 King David Organizes His Loyal Defenders War 972BC
6David's Allies Slaughter 20000 Rebel Killers War
9Absalom Gets His Pretty Hair Caught In A Tree Defeat
14*Gen. Joab Assassinates Rebel Prince Absalom Revenge
16General Joab's Trumpet Ceases The Fighting War
17General Joab's Men Bury Dead Prince Absalom War
18Flashback To Absalom's Building His Obelisk Selfishness
19The Young Priest Runs To Tell King David Perseverance
Ch. 19
1 Joab Shames David Into Acting Like A King Authority 972BC
16 Loving King David Forgives His Enemies Repentance
41 Wicked Northern Israel Starts Their Rebellion Fighting/Strife/Conflict
Ch. 20
1 Sheba Incites North Israel To Rebel vs David Usurpance / Abuse Of Authority 972BC
3 *David Turns His 10 Concubines Into Celibates Divorce
4 King David Mounts Judea's Counter-Rebellion War
8 *General Joab Murders His Rival (Amasa) Murder
13 General Joab Gets Sheba The Rebel Beheaded International Peace
23 King David Re-Organizes His Judean Government Authority
Ch. 21
1 David Repents Of Mass-Murder To Stop A Famine Death 970BC
15 Another Giant Nearly Murders King David Courage
18 Judea Battles More Philistine Mutant Giants Paranormal Phenomena
Ch. 22
1 King David's Song of Deliverance Yah's Protection 970BC
Ch. 23
1 King David's Last Song Authority 970BC
8 A List Of King David's Mighty Men Courage
Ch. 24
1David Institutes A National ID Number System Being Marked/Numbered as the Beast's 970BC
10YHVH Punishes Israelis For Getting ID Numbers Being Marked/Numbered as the Beast's
18David Builds An Altar To Cook Sacred Feasts Community Love Feasts