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2nd Kings Wrench

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Ch. 1

  • 1 Moab Rebels Against Its Master-Nation Israel
  • 2 Evil King Ahaziah Falls & Seeks Demon-Healing
  • 3 EliJAH Utters King Ahaziah's Death Sentence
  • 9 EliJAH Fries Evil Israel's Royal Battalion
  • 11 EliJAH Fries A 2nd 50-man Royal Battalion
  • 13 Captain #3, A Future Prophet, Bows To ELiJAH
  • 15 EliJAH Sentences King Ahaziah To Death
  • 17 Brokefoot Satanist King AhaziYah Dies

    Ch. 2

  • 1 EliShua Follows EliJah On His Final Journeys
  • 7 ELiJah Parts A River; He Walks On Dry Ground
  • 9 EliSha Begs For Double Of EliJah's Spirit
  • 11 ELiJah Sky-Rides On A β€˜Chariot Of Fire’
  • 14 The Prophet EliShua Parts The Jordan River
  • 19 EliShua Heals Jericho's Polluted Water Supply
  • 23 EliShua Sends Attack-Bears To Kill Rude Thugs

    Ch. 3

  • 1 Ahab's Brat JAHoram Reigns Over North Israel
  • 4 Moab Rebels Against Slave-Master Israel
  • 6 King JAHoram Joins Judah's King To Fight Moab
  • 9 United Israel's Armies Run Out Of Water
  • 11 JAHoshaphat Summons ELiShua To Make Water
  • 20 The Desert Valley Fills With Mystery Water
  • 22 Moabites Attack, Thinking Red Water Is Blood
  • 24 United Israel Massacres The Moabite Hordes

    Ch. 4

  • 1 EliShua Multiplies The Widow's Olive Oil
  • 8 Elisha Moves In With A Family In Quiet-Town
  • 11 ELiSha Gives An Infertile Lady A Miracle Baby
  • 18 The Miracle Child Dies Of A Brain-Hemorrhage
  • 21 The Mother Of The Dead Boy Fails To Find Help
  • 32 The Prophet EliShua Resurrects The Dead Boy
  • 38 Elishua De-Toxifies Poison Soup In A Famine
  • 42 EliShua Multiplies Food During A Famine

    Ch. 5

  • 1 Syria's β€œSweet” Army General Gets Leprosy
  • 5 Syrian General Runs To Israel's King For Cure
  • 8 EliShua Sends Instructions For Faith-Healing
  • 11 Snubbed, The 'Sweet' General Flies Into Rage
  • 15 Prophet EliShua Refuses The General's Fortune
  • 17 The Sweet Syrian General Repents Of Idolatry
  • 20 ELishua's Helper Gets Into The Religion-Biz'
  • 25 EliShua Curses His Greedy Helper With Leprosy

    Ch. 6

  • 1 Elisha's Prophets Make Jordan River Monastery
  • 5 Elisha Miraculously Floats an Ax-Head
  • 8 ELiShua Ruins Syria's War-Maneuvers
  • 15 Angels Save ELiShua From Syria's Army
  • 18 EliShua Strikes The Syrian Army Blind
  • 21 EliShua Teaches The King To Feed His Enemies
  • 24 Syria's Embargo Makes Israelis Eat Their Kids
  • 31 Israel's Evil King Attempts To Murder ELiShua

    Ch. 7

  • 1 The Big General Laughs At Elisha's Prophecy
  • 3 4 Lepers Defect To Surrender To The Syrians
  • 6 YHVH Scares Off Syria's Army With War-Noise
  • 8 The Lepers Plunder The Abandoned Syrian Camp
  • 9 Lepers Tell The Israelis β€˜The Siege Is Over!’
  • 12 Israeli Mobs Loot The Empty Syrian War-Camp
  • 17 The Crowds Trample Their Big Doubting General

    Ch. 8

  • 1 ELisha Saves Quiet-Town Lady From Famine
  • 3 The King Gives The Rich Lady Back her Land
  • 7 EliSha Sees Ben-Hadad's Assassin's Future
  • 14 HazaEl Assassinates Ben-Hadad King Of Syria
  • 16 Evil King JAHoram Reigns Over Judea
  • 20 The Edomite Southland Revolts Against Judah
  • 23 Judah's Evil King JAHoram Dies
  • 25 Judah's Evil King AhaziYah Reigns For 1 Year
  • 28 JAHoram Gets Shot Attacking Syria w/ AhaziYah

    Ch. 9

  • 1 A Prophet Anoints Captain JAHu King Of Israel
  • 11 JAHu Rips Northern Israel From King JAHoram
  • 27 Jehu Assassinates Judah's Evil King AhaziYah
  • 30 Jahu Assassinates The Demon-Witch Jezebel!

    Ch. 10

  • 1 JAHu Massacres Everyone Related To Evil Ahab
  • 6 Samaria's Leaders Decapitate Ahab's 70 Sons
  • 12 JAHu Murders The Relatives Of Judah's King
  • 18 JAHu Massacres All Israel's Baal-Worshippers
  • 29 JAHu Falls Into Idolatry
  • 32 Foreign Armies Slice Off Parts Of Israel
  • 34 Brutal Warrior-King JAHu Dies

    Ch. 11

  • 1 Queen-Mother Athaliah Murders All Her Princes
  • 2 The King's Sister Rescues The Dying Baby-King
  • 4 The Priest Conspires To Kill The Queen Mother
  • 9 The Priest's Forces Enthrone The Boy-King
  • 13 Judea's Soldiers Assassinate The Queen-Mother

    Ch. 12

  • 1 Judea's Boy-King Joash Reigns Well
  • 6 Joash Takes Command Of The Temple Repairs
  • 17 Syria's King Attacks; Joash Buys His Retreat
  • 19 JAHoash's Servants Conspire & Murder Him

    Ch. 13

  • 1 Evil Jehoahaz Plunges North Israel Into Sin
  • 10 An Evil King Joash Dominates Northern Israel
  • 12 Northern Israel's Evil King Joash Dies
  • 14 Dying ELisha Predicts A Win For King Joash
  • 21 A Dead Man Touches ELisha's Bones & Lives!

    Ch. 14

  • 1 King Amaziah Rules Judah In Righteousness
  • 8 AmaziYah Tries To Recapture North Israel
  • 11 Northern Israel Thrashes & Pillages Jerusalem
  • 17 Judea’s Good King AmaziYah Dies, Assassinated
  • 21 Good Teen King AzariYah Reigns Over Judea
  • 23 Evil King Jeroboam2 Leads North Israel To Sin
  • 25 YAH Uses Evil Jeroboam To Ease Israel's Pain

    Ch. 15

  • 1 Azariah Reigns In Righteousness Over Judah
  • 4 Arrogant AzariYah Gets Leprosy!
  • 8 Evil ZachariYah Rules N. Israel For 6 Months
  • 10 Mr. Payback Assassinates Bad King ZachariYah
  • 14 Menahem Assassinates Mr. Payback
  • 16 King Menahem Restricts Travel & Aborts Babies
  • 19 Menaham Taxes Israel To Avert War With Syria
  • 22 PekahYah Begin His Evil Reign Over N. Israel
  • 25 Captain Pekah Assassinates King PekahYAH
  • 29 The Assyrian Empire Enslaves North Israel
  • 30 Hoshea Conspires And Assassinates Pekah
  • 32 Good King JAHtham Reigns Over Judea

    Ch. 16

  • 1 King Ahaz Reigns In Wickedness Over Judea
  • 5 Rezin & Pekah Attack King Ahaz's Judah
  • 7 Ahaz Pays Assyria To Rescue Judah From Syria
  • 10 Ahaz Copies A Syrian Pagan Sacrifice Altar
  • 14 Ahaz Makes More Unholy Temple Modifications
  • 19 Judea's Evil King Ahaz Dies [YAY!]

    Ch. 17

  • 1 Hoshea (North Israel's Last King) Takes Reign
  • 3 The Assyrian Empire Besieges North Israel
  • 6 Assyrians Haul North Israel Into Captivity
  • 8 Why Assyria Invaded: Israel Hated YHVH
  • 24 Foreign Pagan Nations Occupy Samaria
  • 26 A Priest Partially Converts Israel's Pagans
  • 29 The Beast-Nationals Refuse To Follow YAH

    Ch. 18

  • 1 Good King HezekiYAH Reforms Judea
  • 9 Emperor Sennacherib Captures Northern Israel
  • 13 Assyria's Armies March To Attack Jerusalem
  • 14 King Hezekiah Tries But Fails To Buy Peace
  • 17 Assyria's Generals Threaten To Destroy Judea

    Ch. 19

  • 14 Hezekiah Begs Yah To Evict The Assyrian Army
  • 20 YAH Dooms Emperor Sennacherib Of Assyria
  • 35 YAH's Angel Massacres 185K Assyrian Soldiers!
  • 36 King Sennacherib Retreats His Army From Judea
  • 37 Emperor Sennacherib's Sons Assassinate Him

    Ch. 20

  • 1 Judea's Good King Hezekiah Falls Deathly Ill
  • 5 YAH Supernaturally Heals King HezekYAH
  • 8 YAH Makes The Sun Go Backwards!
  • 12 Hezekiah Foolishly Displays His Treasures
  • 14 Isaiah Predicts Judea's Castration & Bondage
  • 20 Judea's Good But Gullible King Hezekiah Dies

    Ch. 21

  • 1 King Hezekiah's Brat Manasseh Reigns Wickedly
  • 10 YAH Decrees A Total Fire-Purge For Judea
  • 17 Evil King Manasseh Dies (Good Riddance!)
  • 19 King Amon, Skilled In Evil, Terrorizes Judea
  • 23 Evil King Amon's Servants Assassinate Him

    Ch. 22

  • 1 Evil Amon's Son (King Josiah) Reigns Rightly
  • 3 King Josiah Prepares To Repair YAH's Temple
  • 8 Hilkiah Finds The Lost Book of YAH's Law
  • 10 King JosiYah Reads YAH's Law, Then Repents
  • 14 The Glider-Prophetess Foretells Judea's Doom
  • 18 YHVH Rewards King Josiah's Humble Repentance

    Ch. 23

  • 1 Josiah Convenes Judea's Elders For Repentance
  • 4 King Josiah Destroys Judea's Occult Idols
  • 21 Josiah Celebrates The All-Time Great Passover
  • 29 Pharaoh Assassinates Good King JosiYAH
  • 33 Pharaoh Taxes Judea & Imprisons Its King

    Ch. 24

  • 1 King Jehoiakim Rebels Against Nebuchadnezzar
  • 8 Brat-King JeconYah Takes Judah's Throne
  • 10 Nebuchadnezzar Exiles Jehoiachim To Babylon
  • 18Nebuchadnezzar Makes Zedekiah King in Judea

    Ch. 25

  • 1 Emperor Nebuchadnezzar Besieges Jerusalem
  • 4 Jerusalem's King & People Flee The City
  • 5 Nebuchadnezzar Murders Judea's Princes
  • 8 Gen. Nebuzar-Adan Captures & Burns Jerusalem
  • 11 General NebuzarAdan Enslaves The Judeans
  • 13 General Nebuzaradan Pillages YAH's Temple
  • 19 NebuzarAdan Enslaves Judea's Top Leaders
  • 21 Nebuchadnezzar Murders Judah's Top Leaders
  • 23 Governor GedaliYAH Quells A Judean Revolt
  • 25 Jew-Terrorists Assassinate Peaceful GedaliYah
  • 27 Babylon's Emperor Releases Judea's Slave-King