Leviticus

Ch. 1
v.	Feel	Action	Theme
1		Hebrew Sacred Meat Preparation Instructions		1445BC
Ch. 2
1		Hebrew Bread Donation Instructions
Ch. 3
1		More Holy Feast-Meat Cooking Instructions
8		Hebrew Sacred Meat Slaughtering Instructions
Ch. 4
1		Easing Communal Guilt For Individual Sins
8		Preparing A Community Confessional Feast
13		Similar Ritual For Confessing Communal Guilt
19		Cooking The Communal Charity Guilt Donation
22		Dealing With The Guilt Of Authority Figures
27		Common People Donate Food To Confess Guilt
Ch. 5
1		*Speak Up For Victims Of Crime & Oppression
2		Isolate Contaminants
4		How To Terminate Your Obligations
14		How To Repent Of Violating Sacred Things
17		Donate Food To Shed The Burden Of Guilt
Ch. 6
1		How To Shed The Guilt Of Embezzlement
8		How To Prepare Daily Food For Priests & Poor
19		Food For Hebrew Ordination Rituals
24		How To Cook Hebrew Repentance-Gifts
Ch. 7
1		How To Process Hebrew Confession Donations
8		Donated Food For Sacred Government Workers
17		*Don't Let Meat Sit Around More Than 48 Hours
19		Avoid Contaminated Food
22		Avoid Grease, Blood & Other Nasty Foods
29		How Hebrew Priests Solemnize Food Donations
33		How To Feed Sacred Government Workers
Ch. 8
1		Moses Ordains Aaron As High Priest		1445BC
14		Preparing Food For Aaron's Ordination Feast
33		Completing Aaron's Priestly Ordination Ritual
Ch. 9
1		Feast To Present New Priests To The People
7		Food For The Feast Of Priestly Presentation
23		*YHVH's Glorious Fire Shoots Out
Ch. 10
1		Two Arrogant Priests Get Torched		1445BC
4		Rogue Priest-Brats Get A Paupers' Burial
8		Holy People Should Avoid Addictive Substances
12		Always Feed True Ministers The Best Food
16		Don't Ever Burn Animals In Sacrifices!
Ch. 11
1		Biblical List Of Animals You Can Safely Eat		1445BC
4		Don't Eat Animals That Eat Poop
10		*Never Eat Bottom-Feeders
13		Don't Eat Carrion Birds
20		Don't Eat Nasty Bugs. Eat Clean Bugs!
25		Don't Eat Nasty Animals
32		Don't Let Carcasses Contaminate Food
41		Don't Eat Creepy-Crawlies
44		*Stay Separated From Everything Disgusting
Ch. 12
1		Hebrew Maternity Leave Regulations
6		Donation Of Food To Pediatric Priests
Ch. 13
1		How To Diagnose and Cure Skin Diseases
18		Hebrew Skin Boil Curing Technique
24		Biblical Hebrew Burn Remedy Protocol
29		Biblical Treatment For Head and Chin Sores
38		Hebrew Treatment For Shiny White Skin Patches
40		Hebrew Diagnosis of Baldness-Related Disorder
47		Eradicate Contagious Fungi/Disease on Fabric
Ch. 14
1		Verification Of Healing From Skin Disease
4		Ritual For Symbolic Release From Quarantine
8		Final Cleansing From Skin Disease
10		Feed Your ‘Doctor’ For Treating Skin Disease
14		Symbolic Equation Of Disease With Death
21		Purification Requirements For Poor Patients
33		How Hebrews Clean A Moldy, Mildewy House
54		Conclusion Of The Infection-Control Statutes
Ch. 15
1		Treating Venereal Disease & Oozing Sores
16		Clean Up Your Reproductive Fluids
19		Watch Out For Vaginal Discharges
29		Symbolic Purification From Vaginal Discharges
31		Conclusion Of Regulations On Sexual Discharge
Ch. 16
1		Respect Holy Places
3		Yom Kippur (Covering Day) Food Prep Rituals
7		The ScapeGoat / Azazel
11		More Yom Kippur / Scapegoat Rituals
Ch. 17
1		Hebrew Sacred Meat Preparation Instructions
10		Never Eat Blood
15		Avoid Carcasses
Ch. 18
1		Never Politically Or Legally Mix With Pagans
6		*All Incest Is Sex Crime
19		*Other Sex-Crimes To Avoid
Ch. 19
1		Be Different From The World
5		Avoid Meat-Borne Disease
9		Leave Some Of Your Wealth For The Poor
11		*Ways To Love Your Neighbor
20		When An Indentured-Servant Girl Fornicates
23		Don't Pick Fruit From Young Trees
26		Avoid Pagan Practices
32		*Honor Elderly People
33		*Protect The Rights Of Foreigners
35		Never Use Debased Money (The Kind You Use)
Ch. 20
1		Avoid The Jurisdiction Of War-Leaders		1445BC
6		Stay Separate From The Worldly Nations
10		*Only Have Sex Within Lawful Marriage
22		*Maintain A Separate Hebraic Law System
Ch. 21
1		Priests, Stay Away From Carcasses
5		*Hebrew Regulations Against Self-Harm
6		Priests And Their Families Must Stay Pure
16		The High Priesthood Is A Demanding Job
Ch. 22
1		Keep Contamination Away From Sacred Food
10		Sacred Food Donations Are To Maintain Priests
17		Donate Your Best To YHVH
26		If You Must Slaughter Animals, Do It Humanely
Ch. 23
1		Always Celebrate Hebrew Holidays & Sabbaths		1445BC
5		YAH Gives Passover Instructions To Moses
10		Summerfest (Shavuot) Instructions
24		*Celebrate The Feast Of The Trumpets
26		More Yom Kippur Instructions
33		Celebrate The Tent Festival!
Ch. 24
1		How To Perform The Sacred Bread & Oil Ritual
10		A Blasphemer Gets Stoned, Not In A Good Way
17		Damage Others, And You Will Be Damaged
Ch. 25
1		Hebrew Land Sabbath Law
8		Forgive All Debts Every 7 Years (Jubilee)
19		Every 7th Year, Let Your Land Lie Unworked
23		Hebrew Real Estate Law
35		Money-Lending Business Is Unlawful In Israel
38		Hebrew Law Limits On Indentured Servitude
Ch. 26
1		Avoid Pagan Worship Patterns & Symbols
3		Obey The Bible & You Get A Healthy Eco-System
7		Homeland Security Only Comes From Obeying YAH
13		Slavery Always Comes From Ignoring The Bible
15		*Sickness Comes From Ignoring The Bible
19		Ignoring Scripture Strips The Earth Bare
25		Scriptural Ignorance = National Destruction
40		You Can Always Repent
Ch. 27
1		Instructions For Consecrating People & Wealth
30		Give To Ministry At Least 1/10 Of All You Get