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Numbers (Journeys) Wrench

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Ch. 1

  • 1 YHVH Instructs Moses To Make A 1st Head Count
  • 47Priests Must Stay Separate From The Masses

    Ch. 2

  • 1 Moses Organizes The 2-Million-Strong Camp

    Ch. 3

  • 1 Moses Consecrates The First Levitical Priests
  • 14 Moses Counts & Tasks The Levite (Priests)
  • 40 Moses Counts Israel's Sacred Firstborn Males
  • 44 Moses Releases FirstBorns From Sacred Duty

    Ch. 4

  • 1 YHVH Delegates Meeting Tent Duties To Moses
  • 17 Respect The Holy Place, Or Die!
  • 21 Assigning Tent-Carrying Duties

    Ch. 5

  • 1 Hebrew Disease-Quarantine Laws
  • 5 General Principles Regarding Donations
  • 11 Supernatural Test Shows If Your Wife Cheated

    Ch. 6

  • 1 Nazirite [Holy Man] Vow Instructions
  • 22 The Sacred Hebrew Blessing!

    Ch. 7

  • 1 Funding The Meeting Tent Dedication Feast

    Ch. 8

  • 1 Aaron Sets Up The Gorgeous Golden Menorah
  • 5 YHVH Explains How To Install Priests In Work
  • 20 Israel Installs Its Levite Priests
  • 23Priestly Service Term Defined

    Ch. 9

  • 1 Moses Celebrates Passover
  • 6 Alternate Passover Make-Up Date
  • 15 Moving On, Led By Supernatural Fire & Cloud

    Ch. 10

  • 1 YHVH Commands Trumpet Blowing
  • 11 The Israelites Migrate To Mount Paran
  • 13 Description Of The Massive Mobile Nation
  • 29 Moses' Wife's Relatives Abandon Israel
  • 33 The Massive Nation Moves Again

    Ch. 11

  • 1 Gripers get FIRED!
  • 4 Meatheads Demand Meat-Rights
  • 11 Moses Gets Fed-Up With the Griping Israelis
  • 18 YAH Promises To Send Meat For Israeli Masses
  • 24 YAH Gives Some Holy Spirit To 70 Elders
  • 31 YAH Fills The Region With Quail
  • 33 YHVH Kills The Meatheads

    Ch. 12

  • 1 Miriam Rags Moses For Marrying A Black Girl
  • 4 YAH Blights Racist Usurper Miriam W/ Leprosy

    Ch. 13

  • 1Moses Selects Men To Spy On The Promised Land
  • 17 Moses Reluctantly Sends The Spies
  • 21 The Hebrew Spies Penetrate Enemy Territory
  • 25 The Hebrew Spies Return South To Moses
  • 28 The Cowardly Spies Terrify Other Israelites

    Ch. 14

  • 1 The Fearful Israelis Beg To Go Back To Egypt
  • 6 Joshua & Caleb Confront The Fearmongers
  • 11 Moses Gets YHVH To Let The Fear-Mongers Live
  • 21 YHVH Condemns The Adults Who Left Egypt
  • 36 The Fearmongering Spies Spontaneously Die
  • 40 Clueless Israelis Invade W/out Authority, Die

    Ch. 15

  • 1YAH Educates Moses So He Can Teach Us
  • 3 Meat-Roasting Recipes For Sacred Feasts
  • 14 Equal Protections And Duties Under The Law
  • 17 First-Grain Harvest Ritual Of Praise & Thanks
  • 22 How To Get Forgiven For 'Innocent' Sins
  • 30 Punishment For Defiant Sin
  • 32 A Sabbath-Breaker Gets The Death Penalty
  • 37 Put Tassles On Clothes To Remember YAH's Laws

    Ch. 16

  • 1 Korah's Democratic Revolution Against Moses
  • 16 Moses Challenges The Pro-Democracy Rebels
  • 19 YHVH Destroys Korah's โ€˜Peoples' Republicโ€™
  • 41 People Resurrect The Democratic Rebellion
  • 44 YHVH Sends A Plague On The Ingrates

    Ch. 17

  • 1Aaron's Wooden Staff Supernaturally Blossoms
  • 12 The Unrepentant Voters Moan & Cry In Terror

    Ch. 18

  • 1 Holy Priests' Unique Lifestyle, Rights, Duty
  • 9 How Ministers Are To Get Fed
  • 19 The Levitical (Aaronic) Priesthood Covenant
  • 21 Tithing Regulations In The Mosaic Code

    Ch. 19

  • 1 Cleansing Ashes From A Red Heifer's Remains
  • 11 Quarantine People Who Touch Corpses

    Ch. 20

  • 1 38 Years Pass. All The Original ร‰migrรฉs Die
  • 2 Israel Rebels Against Moses Over Water Needs
  • 7 YAH Commands Moses To Talk To A Rock
  • 11 Silly Moses SMACKS The Rock; Water Gushes Out
  • 14 Moses Asks To Cross Red-Man's Country [Edom]
  • 18 Edom's King Denies Israel's Travel Rights
  • 22 The Israelis Stagger From Kadesh To Mount Hor
  • 24 YHVH Kills Aaron, The High Priest

    Ch. 21

  • 1 Merchant-King Arad Attacks Israel
  • 3 YHVH Bans The Merchant-Attackers
  • 5 YAH Drops Fire-Snakes To Kill The Gripers
  • 8 Moses Lifts A Snake On A Pole To Heal People
  • 10 Israel Fights Ruins, Whirlwinds, Floods
  • 16 Israelis Sing The Song Of The Well
  • 19The Israelites Journey To Moab
  • 21 King Tornado Attacks Israel & Denies Travel
  • 24 Israel Banishes King Tornado's Mountaineers
  • 32 Israel Captures The โ€˜Ring Of Protectionโ€™
  • 33 Moses Banishes Moab's Fat Giant King Og

    Ch. 22

  • 1Israel Camps Near The Spawn Of Moab
  • 2 Balak The Annihilator Plots Against Israel
  • 5 Annihilator Hires A Sorcerer To 'Stab' Israel
  • 12 YAH Forbids Balaam From Cursing Israel
  • 21 Destroyer-Angel Terrifies The Talking Donkey

    Ch. 23

  • 1Occult False Prophet Balaam Murders Animals
  • 5 Baalam Sings A Song Praising Israel
  • 13 Balaam's Failed Curse #2
  • 16 Balaam Sings Another Hymn Praising Israel
  • 27 King Balak's Failed Curse #3

    Ch. 24

  • 1 Entranced Balaam Sings A 3rd Praise To Israel
  • 10 King Balak The Annihilator Fires The Sorcerer
  • 14 The Sorcerer Sees Israel's World Dominance
  • 24 Balaam The Seer Predicts The End Of The World

    Ch. 25

  • 1 Israel's Sex-Addicts Erect A Sex-Shrine
  • 4 YAH Bans The Perverts
  • 6 Snake-Mouth Stabs The Satanic Fornicators
  • 16 YAH Bans The Sex-Worshippers

    Ch. 26

  • 1 Moses Takes A Post-Wandering Head Count
  • 52 YHVH Orders Permanent Family-Based Land Plots
  • 57 Moses Counts The Levite [Priests]

    Ch. 27

  • 1 Courageous Daughters Win Women's Rights
  • 6 YHVH Grants Equal Rights For Women
  • 12 Moses Passes His Authority To JAHshua

    Ch. 28

  • 1 Moses Gives General Hebrew Feast Regulations
  • 3 Provide Daily Recurring Sanctuary Meals
  • 9 Moses' Sabbath Day Feast Instructions
  • 11 New Moon Festival Feast Food Instructions
  • 16 Moses Gives Additional Passover Instructions
  • 26 First-Fruits (Summer) Festival Instructions

    Ch. 29

  • 1 FOOD RECIPES FOR THE FEAST OF TRUMPETS!
  • 7 10th Day (Yom Kippur) Food Instructions
  • 12 TentFest Day 1 Food Preparation Instructions
  • 17Cook This On Day 16 of The 7th Month (Fall)
  • 20Cook This Food On The 17th Day Of Month 7
  • 23Cook This Food On The 18th Day Of Month 7
  • 26Cook This Food On The 19th day Of Month #7
  • 29Cook This Food On The 20th Day Of Month #7
  • 32Cook This Food On The 21th Day Of Month #7
  • 3522nd Day Of The 7th Month, Close The TentFest

    Ch. 30

  • 1Make No Promises: Heaven Is Watching
  • 3 The Effect Of Coverture On Binding Agreements

    Ch. 31

  • 1 Praise Teams Rain Destruction On Perverts
  • 9 The Israelites Take Bad Booty
  • 13 Moses Gets Mad Because Of The Booty-Sluts
  • 19 Purification Of The Plunder & the Plunderers
  • 25 Taxing Plunder To Support Sacred Government
  • 48 The Praise-Warriors Give Extra To YHVH

    Ch. 32

  • 1 Reuben & Gad Leave Israel Seeking Cattle-Land
  • 6 Moses Scolds The Cattle-Crazies
  • 16 Cattle-Barons Agree To Help Israel Go West
  • 28 Moses Deeds The Eastern Lands To The Ranchers
  • 33 The Cattle-Barons Settle The Eastern Lands

    Ch. 33

  • 1 A Summary Of Israel's 40-Year Exodus
  • 51 Stay Separated From The Sinful World-System

    Ch. 34

  • 1 The Territorial Borders Of The Promised Land
  • 16 YHVH Assigns Family Land-Allocation Executors

    Ch. 35

  • 1 You Must Give Free Land To YHVH's Servants
  • 9You Must Provide Havens For Falsely-Accused
  • 16 Intentional Killers Get No Protection
  • 22 Shelter People Who Innocently Commit Crimes
  • 30 Criminal Procedures & Due Process Protections

    Ch. 36

  • 1 Female Land-Ownership Mixes Tribal Regions
  • 5 Moses Orders Ladies To Respect Tribal Regions