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Deuteronomy Wrench

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Ch. 1

  • 1Moses Moves The Israelis To The Promised Land
  • 9Always Use Fair Dispute-Resolution Processes
  • 19 Moses Recounts The Promised Land Spy Debacle
  • 34 Moses Recounts The Destruction Of The Gripers

    Ch. 2

  • 1Moses Recounts The Tortured Southland Passage
  • 9Thru The Lands Of Perverts, Giants & Red-Men
  • 13In 38 Years, The Desert Consumes The Gripers
  • 17Moses Recounts Crossing Amonite Territory
  • 26Moses Recounts Tornado's Fight To The Death
  • 36YAH's Subsequent Sweep To The Promised Land

    Ch. 3

  • 1The Vicious Attack Of Og The Fat Giant-King
  • 12Moses Awards Eastern Lands To Cattle-Barons
  • 23 Moses Begs To Cross To The Promised Land

    Ch. 4

  • 1 The Hebrew Law Gives You Life
  • 8 Guard The Law Like You Guard Your Life
  • 10 Remember The Bush-Mountain Miracles
  • 16 Never Get Involved in ANY Kind Of Idolatry
  • 26 Ignoring Biblical Law Will Kill You
  • 29 Repent And YAH Will Lift You Up
  • 32 YHVH's Relationship To Israel Is Incomparable
  • 41Build Sanctuary Towns For Innocent Killers
  • 44Introduction To The Commandments

    Ch. 5

  • 1Moses Summarizes The Law
  • 6 Repetition Of The 10 Commandments
  • 22 Moses Recounts YAH Giving The 10 Commandments
  • 23 Israelites' Run In Fear From YAH's Presence
  • 27 The Israelis Swore To Obey 100% Of YAH's Law

    Ch. 6

  • 1 The Law Is To Help You, Not To Ruin Your Fun
  • 4 The Shema! YHVH Our Elohim is ONE, Not Three
  • 6 The Creator's Blueprint For Education
  • 13 Only Serve YHVH
  • 20Tell Your Children The Meaning of The Law

    Ch. 7

  • 1 Stay Spiritually Separated From The Pagans
  • 6 You Are A Special, Holy, Protected Nation
  • 12 Live YAH's Laws: You'll Get Massively Blessed
  • 17 You'll Conquer Giant Nations If You Obey YAH
  • 25 Get Rid Of Pagan Objects, Habits & Thoughts

    Ch. 8

  • 1 Your Life Comes From YAH's Word, Not Your $
  • 7 Huge Wealth Eventually Comes From Obeying YAH
  • 11 Wealth Makes You Arrogant & Spiritually Weak
  • 18 Following Anybody But YAH Gets You Dead

    Ch. 9

  • 1YAH Will Vanquish The Giant Strangler's Spawn
  • 4 YAH Destroys Your Enemies Because They're Bad
  • 7 Moses Recounts The Golden-Calf Debacle
  • 22Moses Recounts Israel's Contant Recidivism
  • 25Moses Gets YHVH To Relent For YAH's Own Fame

    Ch. 10

  • 1 Moses Recounts Getting The 2nd Set Of Tablets
  • 6Moses Summarizes The Journey From Mount Sinai
  • 12 Simple Obedience Is All YAH Wants From You
  • 17 Honor & Help Poor, Weak Or Foreign People
  • 20 Stay 100% Under YAH's Authority. Never Pledge

    Ch. 11

  • 1Moses Recounts YAH's Exodus Miracles
  • 8Keeping The Law Makes You Strong & Prosperous
  • 16 Disobedience Brings Death For You & Your Land
  • 18 Give Kids Dual-Parent Biblical Home Education
  • 22Keeping YAH's Law Makes The Military Obsolete
  • 26Obedience To YAH = Life; Rebellion = Death

    Ch. 12

  • 1 Study & Execute YAH's Laws Every Day
  • 2 Totally Ban All Occult Activities & Objects
  • 5Gather With Other Believers To Share Feasts
  • 20 Even When You Eat Meat Privately, Do It Right
  • 23Never Eat Or Drink Blood!
  • 28 Legally & Spiritually Separate From Pagans

    Ch. 13

  • 1 False Prophets Perform Counterfeit Miracles
  • 6Shun Your Family If They Follow Pagan Leaders
  • 12Never Let Idolatry Infect Your Fellowship

    Ch. 14

  • 1 Never Cut Your Body Or Mar Your Skin
  • 3Good Food You Should Eat
  • 7 Bad Food You Humans Should Never Eat
  • 9 Good Fish You Can And Should Eat
  • 11Birds You Can & Can't Eat
  • 22 Donate 1/10th To YAH's Workers For Feasts

    Ch. 15

  • 1 Release All Debt Every 7 Years
  • 4 Thou Shalt Not Borrow
  • 7 Give Richly To Poor People Who Can't Repay
  • 12 Richly Provide For Your Indentured Servants
  • 16 Voluntary Permanent Indentured Servitude
  • 19Give Your First And Best To YAH's Work
  • 22Local Spiritually-Enriching Community Feasts

    Ch. 16

  • 1More Passover Instructions From Moses
  • 9Summer-Fest (Feast Of Weeks) Instructions
  • 13 More Tent Festival Instructions
  • 18 Appointment Of Judges/Mediators
  • 21 Prohibited Occult Monuments

    Ch. 17

  • 1Give Your Absolute Best To Help & Feed People
  • 2Biblical Criminal Sentencing Statutes
  • 14 Hebrew Limitations On Monarchy & Government
  • 18 All Good Leaders Must Memorize The Bible

    Ch. 18

  • 1Hebrew Priests' Rights & Disallowances
  • 9 Hebrew Anti-Occult Regulations
  • 15Respect Everyone Who Speaks YAH's Word
  • 20 All False Prophets Will Die

    Ch. 19

  • 1YAH Promises To Cleanse The Promised Land
  • 2Sanctuary Cities For Unintentional Manslayers
  • 11 Let Avengers Kill Intentional Murderers
  • 14 Respect Land Boundary Markers
  • 15 Punishing Malicious False Witnesses

    Ch. 20

  • 1 Never Fear Military Force
  • 2Statutes Exempting Hebrews From Battle
  • 10International Peace-Making
  • 13Segregation From Demon-Worshippers
  • 19 Ecological Statutes For Preservation Of Trees

    Ch. 21

  • 1Dealing With Unsolved Murders
  • 10Never Capture Nor Bed Pagan Women
  • 15 Equally Honor Children Of Your Multiple Wives
  • 18 Metaphorical Death Penalty For Bad Children
  • 22Limits On Crucifixion

    Ch. 22

  • 1 Help Your Neighbor Recover His Lost Animal
  • 5 Cross-Dressing Discouraged, But Not Penalized
  • 6Care For Birds
  • 8 Keep Your Property Safe; Avoid Liability
  • 9 Only Use Heirloom, Non-GMO Seeds
  • 10 Holiness Symbols
  • 13 You Can't Ditch Your Bride After You Ding Her
  • 20Don't Fake Your Virginity
  • 22 Sex With A Married Lady Is Deadly
  • 23 Don't Have Sex With Engaged People
  • 25 It's Not A Crime To Get Raped
  • 28 Bed A Girl, And You Support Her For Life!
  • 30 Hands-Off Your Dad's Female

    Ch. 23

  • 1 Never Ever Cut A Penis Or Testicles!
  • 2Keep Out The Riff Raff
  • 10Protection From Night-Time Contamination
  • 12 Hebrew Composting Toilet Provisions
  • 15Let Escaped Slaves Go Free
  • 17 There's No Such Thing As A Hebrew Whore
  • 19 Hebrew Anti-Money-Lending Statutes
  • 21 Never Bind Yourself In ANY Obligation
  • 24Poor People Have The Right To Trespass & Eat

    Ch. 24

  • 1 Moses Condemns Divorce & Re-Marriage
  • 5 Hebrews Get Year-Long Honeymoons
  • 6 Taking Work Tools As Collateral Prohibited
  • 7 Kidnappers/Man-Stealers Get The Death Penalty
  • 8Skin-Diseases Are Religious Matters
  • 10 Limitations On Debt Collection
  • 14 Pay Workers Fairly And Immediately
  • 16 Prohibition Of Child And Elderly Sacrifice
  • 17 Law Protections For Poor People & Immigrants
  • 18 Prevent Central-Government Welfare Systems

    Ch. 25

  • 1 Verdicts For Crimes Punishable By Whipping
  • 4 Workers Must Be Adequately Fed And Cared For
  • 5Widows Can Remarry, But Only Within The Faith
  • 11 Ladies, Never Grab A Fighting Man's Privates!
  • 13 Debased Money (Which You Now Use) Prohibited
  • 17YHVH Kills Your Enemy & Gives His Junk To You

    Ch. 26

  • 1Spring-Harvest Hebrew Party Plans
  • 5 Hebrew Praise Party Song
  • 12Party Plans For Your 3rd Year of Blessing
  • 16The Rights and Duties of The Sinai Covenant

    Ch. 27

  • 1Make Monuments Inscribed With YAH's Commands
  • 11Curses That Come From Disobeying YAH's Law
  • 20Curses On Sexual Sinners

    Ch. 28

  • 1Blessings You Get If You Obey YAH'S Laws
  • 12 Never, Ever Borrow Anything
  • 14 Disasters Smash You If You Ignore YAH's Laws
  • 44 Debt Is A Curse
  • 45 Ignoring YAH's Law = Famine, Tyranny & War
  • 53 Disobey Long Enough & You Eat Your Own Babies
  • 59 Disease Comes From Ignoring The Bible
  • 62 Mass Deaths Result From Ignoring The Bible
  • 64 Exile & Slavery Come From Ignoring The Bible

    Ch. 29

  • 1Moses Briefly Summarizes The Exodus He Led
  • 10Moses Brings The New Generation Into Covenant
  • 16Stay Disconnected From Pagan People
  • 19Don't Be A Counterfeit Judeo-Christian
  • 21Lawless β€˜Believers’ Get Mega-Damnation
  • 24Fake Judeo-Christians Die As Cautionary Tales

    Ch. 30

  • 1Repent Of Fake Religion, Obey Law & Go Free
  • 11 YAH's Laws Are Simple, Logical & Accessible
  • 15Law = Life; Lawlessness = Death. Your Choice.

    Ch. 31

  • 1Moses Warns: YAH Will Destroy Israel's Foes
  • 7 Moses Says 'Joshua, Let YAH Fight Your Wars'
  • 9Dramatically Present The Whole Torah To All
  • 14Moses Prophesies His Imminent Death
  • 16 Moses Predicts Israel's Fall Into Sin
  • 19 YAH Uses Song: His #1 Communication Tool
  • 22 Moses Writes His Final Song
  • 24Moses Writes The Torah
  • 27 Moses Announces His Last Song To Rebel Israel

    Ch. 32

  • 1The Song Of Moses (The Shirah / Ha-Azinu)
  • 4 Stanza 1: Yah's Love For Israel
  • 16 Stanza 2: Israel's Ingratitude
  • 28 Stanza 3: Global Indictment & Punishment
  • 40 Song of Moses: Epilogue
  • 45Moses' Words After The Song
  • 48 YHVH Banishes Moses To His Death Place

    Ch. 33

  • 1Moses' Farewell Blessing To The Israelites
  • 8Moses Blesses The Levite Priests
  • 13 Moses Blesses The Tribe[s] Of Joseph
  • 18Moses Blesses Zebulun, Gad, Dan, Naph., Asher
  • 26 Lean On YHVH's Everlasting Arms

    Ch. 34

  • 1 Moses Leaves Israel For Heaven
  • 5 Moses Dies
  • 10 A Final Elegy For Moses