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Joshua Wrench

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Ch. 1

  • 1YAH Tells Joshua To Lead Israel Into The Land
  • 7 Courage = Obedience To YAH's Law
  • 10Joshua Rallies Millions To Cross Enemy Lines
  • 12Ranchers Agree To Obey Joshua & Help Israel

    Ch. 2

  • 1Joshua Sends 2 Spies To Jericho's Whorehouse
  • 3 A Swat Team Searches The Whorehouse
  • 4 A Prostitute Lies To Protect Israeli Spies
  • 8Whore Betrays Her King To Help Israel Invade
  • 15 Rahab The Whore Helps Israeli Spies Escape
  • 22 Spies Evade The Cops To Run Back To Joshua

    Ch. 3

  • 1Preparing To Cross Into The Promised Land
  • 14 The Hebrews Cross The River On Dry Land

    Ch. 4

  • 1YAH Commissions The River-Cross Monument
  • 4Joshua Tells 12 Leaders To Build The Monument
  • 10 2M Israelis Cross A River-Flood On Dry Ground
  • 15The Priests Cross The Riverbed With The Ark
  • 20Joshua's First Address In The Promised Land

    Ch. 5

  • 1Pagan Nations Shake In Terror Of The Israelis
  • 2Joshua Cuts Sinning Pagan Hordes From Israel
  • 10 1st Passover Feast In The Promised Land
  • 13 Joshua Meets The Captain Of The Angel Armies

    Ch. 6

  • 1 YAH Orders: 'Take The Fortress Of Jericho'
  • 6 Jahshua Leads Nonviolent Spiritual War
  • 11Praise-Warriors Circle Jericho For 6 Days
  • 15 7th Day: JAHshua Signals The Praise-Warriors
  • 20 Trumpets Blow; City Fortress Walls Fall Flat!

    Ch. 7

  • 1 A Troublemaker Steals Occult Paraphernalia
  • 2Joshua Sends Spies To Ai
  • 4 Praise-Warriors Confront Ai, And Get Whooped
  • 6 YAH Says: If You Sin, You Lose His Protection
  • 16 The Occult-Hoarder Confesses To Joshua
  • 24The Israelites Kill & Burn The Occult Hoarder

    Ch. 8

  • 1 JAHshua Takes Ai-City From The Demon-Spawn
  • 30Joshua Builds An Altar Of Uncut Stones

    Ch. 9

  • 1 The Flower-Hills Pagans Trick-Squat In Israel

    Ch. 10

  • 1 5 Western Tyrants Attack JAHshua
  • 12 The Sun Stands Still
  • 16 JAHshua Crucifies The 5 Vicious Kings
  • 28Joshua Evicts Many Kingdoms From The Land

    Ch. 11

  • 1 A Mighty Conspiracy Of Evil Armies Attacks!
  • 7 YHVH Defeats Millions Of Pagan Warriors
  • 21 Joshua Expels The Demon-Spawn Anakim

    Ch. 12

  • 1List Of Lands Seized East Of The Jordan River
  • 7List Of Lands Seized West of The Jordan River

    Ch. 13

  • 1YAH Promises To Clear Pagans From The Land
  • 8Joshua Confirms The Cattle-Barons' Land-Right
  • 15Joshua Confirms Cattle-Boss Reuben's Cow-Land
  • 24Joshua Confirms The Cow-Towns Of Gad's Tribe
  • 29Joshua Confirms East Manasseh's Cattle-Lands

    Ch. 14

  • 1Preamble To Parceling Out The Western Lands
  • 6Joshua Allots Land To Caleb, The Brave Spy

    Ch. 15

  • 1Joshua Parcels Out Land To The Tribe Of Judah
  • 13Caleb Takes Land From The Giant Demon-Spawn
  • 15Caleb Gives His Daughter To Expel Mutants
  • 20Joshua Awards Judah A Massive List Of Cities

    Ch. 16

  • 1Joshua Parcels Land To The Tribes of Joseph
  • 5Joshua Parcels Land To The Tribe Of Ephraim

    Ch. 17

  • 1Joshua Awards West-Lands To Manasseh's Tribe
  • 14 Joseph's Progeny Pester Joshua For More Land

    Ch. 18

  • 1JAHshua Sends Explorers To Map More Land
  • 11Joshua Allots Territory To Benjamin's Tribe

    Ch. 19

  • 1JAHshua Allots Land To The Tribe Of Simeon
  • 10JAHshua Allots Land To The Tribe Of Zebulun
  • 17JAHshua Parcels Land To The Tribe Of Issachar
  • 24Joshua Allots Land To Happy Asher's Tribe
  • 32Joshua Allots The Wrestler-Tribe's Land
  • 40Joshua Allots Land To The Tribe of Dan
  • 49JAHshua Gets His Own Land

    Ch. 20

  • 1Joshua Builds Refuge Cities For Defendants

    Ch. 21

  • 1 Levite Priests Get Their Free Housing & Land
  • 43 The Promised Land Promise Is Finally Reality

    Ch. 22

  • 1Joshua Releases Cattle Barons To Return Home
  • 10Westside Gang Accuses The Eastside Of Treason

    Ch. 23

  • 1 Dying Joshua Commands Israel To Stay Separate

    Ch. 24

  • 1 YHVH Recounts The Exodus
  • 14 Joshua Again Begs You To Stay Independent
  • 29 Joshua Dies At 110 Years Of Age