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1st Samuel Wrench

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Ch. 1

  • 1 Samuel's Dad Picks Barren Wife Over Breeder
  • 9 Priest & Hannah Pray For Samuel's Birth
  • 19 EL-Kanah Gets Hannah Pregnant With SamuEL
  • 24 Hannah Dedicates Baby To Lifelong Priesthood

    Ch. 2

  • 1 Hannah Sings As She Dedicates Her Baby
  • 12 Eli's Priest-Sons Fornicate & Rob The Temple
  • 18 YAH Blesses Samuel's Family; Hannah Has Kids
  • 22 Eli's Sons Keep Abusing The Priesthood
  • 27 Mystery Prophet Foresees Doom On Eli's Family

    Ch. 3

  • 1 Boy Samuel Hears YAH's Audible 'Voice'
  • 11 YAH Curses Eli's Evil Religionist Family
  • 15 Samuel Tells Priest Eli His Family Is Doomed
  • 19 Samuel Grows Up; Prophesies Israel's Doom

    Ch. 4

  • 1 Philistines Massacre Israelis & Capture Ark
  • 12 Old Fat Eli Dies Hearing Of Israel's Defeat
  • 19 Snake-Mouth's Wife Dies Bearing Ichabod

    Ch. 5

  • 1 YAH's Ark Conquers The Fish-God Idol
  • 6 YAH Curses The Idolaters With Genital Tumors
  • 8 Philistines Pass Around The Hot-Potato Ark

    Ch. 6

  • 1 YAH Smites The Philistines For 7 months
  • 3 Sorcerers Say, 'Warlords, Return The Ark'
  • 10 WarLords Send Ark Home w/ Gold Tumors & Mice
  • 19 YAH Strikes People For Looking Inside The Ark

    Ch. 7

  • 1 Israel Spends 20 Years Mourning Defeat
  • 3 Israel Finally Resolves To Serve Only YHVH
  • 7 The Palestinians Attack The Penitent Ekklesia
  • 10 YAH Smashes The Attackers With A Voice-Bomb
  • 15 Samuel Guides Israel

    Ch. 8

  • 1 Samuel's Sons Turn Corrupt
  • 4 Israel Ousts YAH To Elect A Man Head Of State

    Ch. 9

  • 1 Young Saul Goes Looking For His Dad's Donkeys
  • 6 Saul Consults The Supernatural Prophet SamuEL
  • 17 YAH Tells SamuEl Saul Will Be King
  • 22 SamuEl Honors Young, Humble Saul Above All

    Ch. 10

  • 1 Samuel Blesses Saul & Predicts His Near Future
  • 9 Young Saul Gets Born Again
  • 17 Samuel Announces Saul's Kingship To Leaders
  • 21 Saul Hides From Kingship In The Baggage Pile

    Ch. 11

  • 1 King Snake-Hiss Makes War On Arid Jabesh
  • 5Saul Drafts Israel's Men To Fight Snake-Hiss
  • 11 Saul Crushes The Armies Of King Snake-Hiss
  • 14 Samuel Crowns Saul The First King Of Israel

    Ch. 12

  • 1 Samuel Warns Israel Their Government Will Die

    Ch. 13

  • 1 Young King Saul Begins His Reign Of Terror
  • 8 King Saul Usurps The Role Of High Priest
  • 16 The Philistines Besiege Saul's Unarmed 'Army'

    Ch. 14

  • 1 JAHnathan Eerily Sneak-Attacks The Enemy Fort
  • 15YAH Throws The Enemy Into Suicidal Confusion
  • 24 Saul Makes Soldiers Swear A Death-Curse
  • 27 Saul's Son Jonathan Eats Honey; Death-Cursed
  • 47 Saul Morphs His War-State To A Killing-Empire
  • 49A Brief Genealogy Of King Saul

    Ch. 15

  • 1 Corrupted King Saul Banishes The Amalekites
  • 9 Saul Holds Onto Prize Loot & Evil Enemy King
  • 22 Samuel Says King Saul's Terror-Reign is Over
  • 32 The Prophet Chops The Beast-King Into Pieces

    Ch. 16

  • 1 YHVH Chooses David To Replace King Saul
  • 4 The Prophet Samuel Goes To Anoint David King
  • 14 YAH's Spirit Leaves Evil King Saul
  • 17 David's Music Exorcises Saul's Evil Demons

    Ch. 17

  • 1 Palestine's Giant (Goliath) Challenges Israel
  • 12 Shepherd Boy David Goes To The Battlefield
  • 26 Young David Offers To Slay The Giant
  • 32 Young David Refuses King Saul's Armor
  • 40 David Kills Goliath, The Demon-Spawned Giant

    Ch. 18

  • 1 Jonathan Betrays His Dad-King To Save David
  • 5 Young David's Fame Shames Evil King Saul
  • 10 Demon King Saul Hurls A Javelin To Kill David
  • 17 Saul Tricks David Out Of Marrying His #1 Girl
  • 20 Saul Makes David Chop Penises To Get His Girl

    Ch. 19

  • 1 Demonic King Saul Attempts To Murder David
  • 7 David & King Saul Temporarily Reconcile
  • 9 Saul Tries To Murder David With His Javelin
  • 11 David's Wife Lies To The Cops & The King

    Ch. 20

  • 1 David & Jonathan Plan A Lie To Fool King Saul
  • 11 Jonathan & David Make A Protection Pact
  • 18 Jonathan's Arrow-Shot Secret-Code Spy-Trick
  • 24 Saul Sees Through JAHnathan's & David's Lies
  • 33 Saul Attempts To Murder His Son JAHnathan
  • 35 JAHnathan Shoots The Secret-Message Arrow
  • 41 Prince JAHnathan & David Part
  • 42 David Flees From King Saul's Murderous Rage

    Ch. 21

  • 1 David & Outcasts Eat Forbidden Sacred Bread
  • 10 David Runs To Hide In Philistine Land
  • 11 David Pretends To Be Insane To Avoid Death

    Ch. 22

  • 1 David Assembles A Wild Following
  • 9 Saul's Dog-Boy Murders 85 of YAH's Priests!

    Ch. 23

  • 1 David Saves A Citadel By Supernatural Power
  • 7 Saul Drives His Assassin-Army To The Citadel
  • 13 On YAH's Advice, David Flees The Citadel
  • 16 JAHnathan & David Renew Their Alliance
  • 19 Ziph's Tattle-Tales Rat Out David To Saul
  • 25 Bad King Saul Chases David Through The Desert
  • 27 Philistines Attack Israel, Diverting Mad Saul

    Ch. 24

  • 1 Saul Hunts David On The Wild Goat Rock Lands
  • 3 In A Cave, David Refuses To Kill Pooping Saul
  • 8 David & King Saul Reconcile, Temporarily

    Ch. 25

  • 1 The Prophet Samuel Dies
  • 2 Mr. Stupid Rich Man Snubs David
  • 12 David Vows To Murder Mr. Stupid Rich Guy
  • 18 Abigail (Mr. Stupid's Wife) Saves Her Family

    Ch. 26

  • 1 Mad Saul's Army Hunts David Like A Desert Dog
  • 5 David Steals Saul's Spear, But Avoids Killing
  • 17 King Saul Again Reconciles With David

    Ch. 27

  • 1 David Escapes To Live With Enemy Philistines
  • 8 David Evicts Pagans From The Promised Land

    Ch. 28

  • 1 The Philistines Make War On Saul's Israel
  • 7 King Saul Holds An Occult Seance With A Witch
  • 14 Demon Poser “SamuEl” Prophesies Saul's Death

    Ch. 29

  • 1 Philistine WarLords Boot David From The Army

    Ch. 30

  • 1 David Finds His Town Burned, Wives Kidnapped
  • 8 David Recovers Israelis & Kills Kidnappers
  • 21 David Showers Generosity On All, Even Cowards

    Ch. 31

  • 1 The Pagan Army Kills Saul & His 3 Sons