Bible
Older Testament 1st Samuel 

Ch. 1

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| Samuel's Dad Picks Barren Wife Over Breeder9 |
| Priest & Hannah Pray For Samuel's Birth19 |
| EL-Kanah Gets Hannah Pregnant With SamuEL24 |
| Hannah Dedicates Baby To Lifelong PriesthoodCh. 21 |
| Hannah Sings As She Dedicates Her Baby12 |
|    Eli's Priest-Sons Fornicate & Rob The Temple18 |
| YAH Blesses Samuel's Family; Hannah Has Kids22 |
| Eli's Sons Keep Abusing The Priesthood27 |
| Mystery Prophet Foresees Doom On Eli's FamilyCh. 31 |
| Boy Samuel Hears YAH's Audible 'Voice'11 |
| YAH Curses Eli's Evil Religionist Family15 |
| Samuel Tells Priest Eli His Family Is Doomed19 |
| Samuel Grows Up; Prophesies Israel's DoomCh. 41 |
| Philistines Massacre Israelis & Capture Ark12 |
|    Old Fat Eli Dies Hearing Of Israel's Defeat19 |
| Snake-Mouth's Wife Dies Bearing IchabodCh. 51 |
| YAH's Ark Conquers The Fish-God Idol6 |
| YAH Curses The Idolaters With Genital Tumors8 |
|    Philistines Pass Around The Hot-Potato ArkCh. 61 |
| YAH Smites The Philistines For 7 months3 |
| Sorcerers Say, 'Warlords, Return The Ark'10 |
| WarLords Send Ark Home w/ Gold Tumors & Mice19 |
| YAH Strikes People For Looking Inside The ArkCh. 71 |
| Israel Spends 20 Years Mourning Defeat3 |
| Israel Finally Resolves To Serve Only YHVH7 |
| The Palestinians Attack The Penitent Ekklesia10 |
| YAH Smashes The Attackers With A Voice-Bomb15 |
| Samuel Guides IsraelCh. 81 |
| Samuel's Sons Turn Corrupt4 |
|    Israel Ousts YAH To Elect A Man Head Of StateCh. 91 |
| Young Saul Goes Looking For His Dad's Donkeys6 |
| Saul Consults The Supernatural Prophet SamuEL17 |
| YAH Tells SamuEl Saul Will Be King22 |
| SamuEl Honors Young, Humble Saul Above All1 |
|    Samuel Blesses Saul & Predicts His Near Future9 |
| Young Saul Gets Born Again17 |
| Samuel Announces Saul's Kingship To Leaders21 |
| Saul Hides From Kingship In The Baggage Pile1 |
|    King Snake-Hiss Makes War On Arid Jabesh5 | | Saul Drafts Israel's Men To Fight Snake-Hiss11 |
| Saul Crushes The Armies Of King Snake-Hiss14 |
|    Samuel Crowns Saul The First King Of Israel1 |
|    Samuel Warns Israel Their Government Will Die1 |
| Young King Saul Begins His Reign Of Terror8 |
| King Saul Usurps The Role Of High Priest16 |
| The Philistines Besiege Saul's Unarmed 'Army'1 |
| JAHnathan Eerily Sneak-Attacks The Enemy Fort15 | | YAH Throws The Enemy Into Suicidal Confusion24 |
| Saul Makes Soldiers Swear A Death-Curse27 |
| Saul's Son Jonathan Eats Honey; Death-Cursed47 |
| Saul Morphs His War-State To A Killing-Empire49 | | A Brief Genealogy Of King Saul1 |
| Corrupted King Saul Banishes The Amalekites9 |
| Saul Holds Onto Prize Loot & Evil Enemy King22 |
|    Samuel Says King Saul's Terror-Reign is Over32 |
| The Prophet Chops The Beast-King Into Pieces1 |
| YHVH Chooses David To Replace King Saul4 |
|    The Prophet Samuel Goes To Anoint David King14 |
|    YAH's Spirit Leaves Evil King Saul17 |
|    David's Music Exorcises Saul's Evil Demons1 |
|    Palestine's Giant (Goliath) Challenges Israel12 |
| Shepherd Boy David Goes To The Battlefield26 |
|    Young David Offers To Slay The Giant32 |
|    Young David Refuses King Saul's Armor40 |
|    David Kills Goliath, The Demon-Spawned Giant1 |
|    Jonathan Betrays His Dad-King To Save David5 |
|    Young David's Fame Shames Evil King Saul10 |
|    Demon King Saul Hurls A Javelin To Kill David17 |
|    Saul Tricks David Out Of Marrying His #1 Girl20 |
|    Saul Makes David Chop Penises To Get His Girl1 |
| Demonic King Saul Attempts To Murder David7 |
|    David & King Saul Temporarily Reconcile9 |
|    Saul Tries To Murder David With His Javelin11 |
|    David's Wife Lies To The Cops & The King1 |
| David & Jonathan Plan A Lie To Fool King Saul11 |
| Jonathan & David Make A Protection Pact18 |
| Jonathan's Arrow-Shot Secret-Code Spy-Trick24 |
| Saul Sees Through JAHnathan's & David's Lies33 |
|    Saul Attempts To Murder His Son JAHnathan35 |
| JAHnathan Shoots The Secret-Message Arrow41 |
|     Prince JAHnathan & David Part42 |
| David Flees From King Saul's Murderous Rage1 |
| David & Outcasts Eat Forbidden Sacred Bread10 |
| David Runs To Hide In Philistine Land11 |
|    David Pretends To Be Insane To Avoid Death1 |
| David Assembles A Wild Following9 |
| Saul's Dog-Boy Murders 85 of YAH's Priests!1 |
| David Saves A Citadel By Supernatural Power7 |
|    Saul Drives His Assassin-Army To The Citadel13 |
| On YAH's Advice, David Flees The Citadel16 |
|    JAHnathan & David Renew Their Alliance19 |
| Ziph's Tattle-Tales Rat Out David To Saul25 |
| Bad King Saul Chases David Through The Desert27 |
| Philistines Attack Israel, Diverting Mad Saul1 |
| Saul Hunts David On The Wild Goat Rock Lands3 |
| In A Cave, David Refuses To Kill Pooping Saul8 |
|    David & King Saul Reconcile, Temporarily1 |
| The Prophet Samuel Dies2 |
| Mr. Stupid Rich Man Snubs David12 |
| David Vows To Murder Mr. Stupid Rich Guy18 |
|    Abigail (Mr. Stupid's Wife) Saves Her Family1 |
| Mad Saul's Army Hunts David Like A Desert Dog5 |
| David Steals Saul's Spear, But Avoids Killing17 | |    King Saul Again Reconciles With David1 |
| David Escapes To Live With Enemy Philistines8 |
| David Evicts Pagans From The Promised Land1 |
| The Philistines Make War On Saul's Israel7 |
|    King Saul Holds An Occult Seance With A Witch14 |
|    Demon Poser “SamuEl” Prophesies Saul's Death1 |
| Philistine WarLords Boot David From The Army1 |
|    David Finds His Town Burned, Wives Kidnapped8 |
| David Recovers Israelis & Kills Kidnappers21 |
| David Showers Generosity On All, Even Cowards1 |
|    The Pagan Army Kills Saul & His 3 Sons | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |