Bible ~~- Older Testament ~~- Psalms ~~- chapter 81 of 150 (16 verses.)

Psalms 81Wrench

Rock Ear-Splitting Loud Praise w/ Instruments
1 Music ๐Ÿ˜‡, shout-sing to Elohim. [He's] our [only source of] strength. Split the crowd's ears with [loud, earth-shaking music]. [Rock to honor] the Elohim of Jacob.
2 Music *Lift up a song-with-instruments, ๐Ÿ˜‡. Bang that tambourine. Twang beautiful music on guitar[s].
Full Moon Festival Instructions & Explanation
3 Community Love Feasts * ๐Ÿ˜‡, every full moon, blast trumpet[s] [to call people to a fun] day of feasting!
#3677 kece = โ€œfullโ€, not โ€œappointed.โ€ The full moon is the time for the new moon festival, contrary to tradition which celebrates the new moon at the darkest phase of the moon. Why would a pre-industrial nation hold a monthly feast on the darkest night of the month? People couldn't see to get home from the party. The new moon is yet another area where ignorant tradition drowns out common sense. Clear Hebrew translation solves the problem: Transliterated Hebrew: โ€œblow-you inยทtheยทnew-moon trumpet inยทtheยทfull-moon toยทday-of celebration-ofยทusโ€
4 Community Love Feasts [YAH] decrees that Israel [must hold a full moon feast every month], ๐Ÿ˜‡. That's a law from the Elohim of Jacob.
So if you're a Christian engrafted into Israel, why wouldn't you hold a monthly feast? It'd be fun.
5 Community Love Feasts [YAH] ordained [the full moon feast] to commemorate Joseph's journey through the land of Egypt, where [Joseph] heard a language [he] couldn't [yet] understand.
The full-moon celebration pre-dates the Sinai covenant. Christians have no reason to avoid celebrating it.
6 Honoring and Serving The Poor [The full moon feast] removes [the] burden[s] from the shoulder[s] of [Israel's] poor. [The monthly holiday] liberates [their] hand[s] from [carrying] containers [full of oppressive weight].
One purpose of the feasts is to relieve poor peoples' workloads. If you care about poor people, you care about Hebrew feasts.
YAH Laments Israel's Falling Away
7 Yah's Protection [YAH says,] โ€œYou call in trouble, and I rescue you, ๐Ÿ˜‡. I answer you from where I hide thunder. I test you in the waters of Meribah {Wrestling}. Selah {Dramatic-Break}.
8 Guidance Hear [me], my people Israel. I warn you [of oncoming disaster, ๐Ÿ˜‡]. So listen to me.
9 Electing Leaders / Trusting in Man [If you listen to reason,] no misleading leader [nor god] will remain in your [country], ๐Ÿ˜‡. You'll never bow-down to any alien power.
10 Yah's Provision (Assurance) I am YHVH your Elohim. I bring you out of Egyptian territory. Open your mouth wide, ๐Ÿ˜‡. I fill [you with delicious bounty].
11 Refusal To Learn / Intentional Ignorance Yet my people refuse to listen to my voice, ๐Ÿ˜‡! Israel [still] wants nothing [to do] with me, ๐Ÿ˜‡!
12 Refusal To Learn / Intentional Ignorance So I surrender [you Judeo-Christians] up to [your] own heart-lust[s]. So [you] trudge [around] in [the quicksand of your] own [bad] life-designs, ๐Ÿ˜‡.
13 Refusal To Learn / Intentional Ignorance Oh [I wish] my people listened to me, ๐Ÿ˜‡! [I wish] Israel walked on my [good] path [instead of taking the highway to harm]!
14 Yah's Protection I want to rush [down to] subdue [your] enemies, ๐Ÿ˜‡. I'll turn my hand against [your] adversaries, [if you repent].โ€
15 Disobedience [So, ๐Ÿ˜‡,] all [beings who] hate YHVH should submit themselves to him. Their days could endure forever.
16 Healthy Food [YAH] wants to feed you with the finest [food], ๐Ÿ˜‡. [He] wants to satisfy you with honey out of [your hard, infertile] rock! [So let him!]
lit: finest wheat. Satanic idiot agricultural-engineers want to feed you poisonous, DNA-destroying GMO wheat.