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All 14 verses in the Bible that mention “AHITHOPHEL”Wrench

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2nd Samuel 15:12 [Prince] AbShalom [drives his regal chariot parade into Hebron city]. He donates [a fortune in animals] to slaughter [as food for a huge sacred feast. The city lights up in a praise-party! Absalom] sends [soldiers ~10 miles northwest] to the city of Giloh {Open}. They fetch [king] David's chief-counselor (Giloh-native) Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}. Thus [Absalom's] conspiracy grows strong. AbShalom's rebel supporters multiply nonstop.
“Giloh” implies denuding, shaming, exiling, stripping.
2nd Samuel 15:31 A [spy runs up the mountain]. He tells [king] David, “[Your advisor] Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} joined AbShalom's conspiracy.” So David prays, “Oh YHVH, please, turn Slime-Brother's counsel into foolishness.”
David's Spy 'Hasty' Fakes Loyalty To Absalom
2nd Samuel 16:15 Meanwhile, AbShalom and all [his rebel] men of Israel, [guided] by Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}, [complete their] invasion of Jerusalem.
Prince Absalom Beds His Dad's 10 Concubines
2nd Samuel 16:20 Then AbShalom {Father-of-Peace} asks Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}, “Give counsel [to this royal court]—what should we do next [to solidify our power]?”
2nd Samuel 16:21 So Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} answers AbShalom {Father-of-Peace}, “Invade [the wombs of] your father's concubines. [Bed] the [women] he left to up-keep the palace. Then the whole [nation of] Israel will hear that you stink in your Dad's [nostrils]. Then the fists of all your [rebel warriors] will get hard [as rocks]!”
Ahithopel's bad idea shows why BathSheba bathed on the roof and why she committed adultery with David: she was raised by a family of perverts. Slime-Brother is the Grandfather of Bathsheba (daughter of Eliam). Slime-Brother is taking revenge on David, because David murdered Slime-Brother's Grandson-In-Law (UriYah) and seduced his Grand-Daughter (BathSheba). This revenge was foretold by Nathan in 2Sam 12:11,12. See 2Sam 11:2-3.
2nd Samuel 16:23 (In those days, 😇, [rather than] asking [a priest] to consult the oracle of [YHVH] the Elohim, both [king] David and Absalom [seek] the counsel of Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}. They treat all of [that perverted liar's ideas like divinely inspired visions].)
Slime-Brother Smartly Plots To Kill David
2nd Samuel 17:1 Then Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} [hisses] to [rebel prince] AbShalom, “Hurry! Let me hand-select 12 thousand [warriors]. I'll mount up. [We'll] chase David down tonight!
2nd Samuel 17:7 So Hushai {Hasty} [lies] to AbShalom, “It's not the right time to execute this [assassination plot] of Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}.”
Hasty Sends Spy-Priests To Warn King David
2nd Samuel 17:15 Then Hushai {Hasty} [runs to Jerusalem's temple,] to [tip-off David's loyalist] priests: Zadok {Righteous} and Abiathar {Generous-Father}. [Hasty] whispers, “Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} [smartly] counseled [prince] AbShalom and the elders of Israel [to assassinate David]. But I advised [Absalom to mount a suicidal civil war].
As the ‘Civil War’ destroyed freedom in America, while helping no one.
2nd Samuel 17:21 Later, [Absalom's thugs gallop] off. So the [young priests] climb up out of the well. They run [to David's hiding place]. They tell David, “Mount up! Rush across the river! Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} advised [your evil son to assassinate you]!”
2nd Samuel 17:23 Meanwhile, Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} sees that [prince Absalom] has rejected his [clever] counsel. [Ahithopel screams, “The fool has sealed the rebellion's doom!”] So [Slime-Brother] saddles his donkey. He mounts up. He rides home [~10km south] to his house in his home-town [Giloh]. He puts his household in order. Then [he] hangs himself. [His neck snaps. He chokes. Froth spews out of his] dying [mouth. His sons find him dead]. They bury him in his father's tomb.
2nd Samuel 23:34 —Eliphelet {Escape-Via-El} the son of Ahasbai [aka Ur], the son of [a] Maachathite {Presser}, [and] Eliam {El-Of-The People} the son of Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} from Giloh {Open};
1st Chronicles 27:33 Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} [serves as] king [David's] counselor. Hushai {Hasty} from Arak {Long-Town} [serves as] the king's confidant.
Arki is probably from Erek = Long.
1st Chronicles 27:34 YAHoyada {YAH-Knows} (the son of BenaYAH {YAH-Built}) and Abiathar {Generous-Father} report directly to [evil prime-minister] Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}. [General] Joab {JAH-Dad} serves as head of [David's] royal workforces.
This chapter describes a work-force, not an army. Israel did not have a standing army, because the Law of Moses forbids standing armies.