2nd Samuel 16:15 Meanwhile, AbShalom and all [his rebel] men of Israel, [guided] by Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}, [complete their] invasion of Jerusalem.
| Prince Absalom Beds His Dad's 10 Concubines | 2nd Samuel 16:20 Then AbShalom {Father-of-Peace} asks Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}, “Give counsel [to this royal court]—what should we do next [to solidify our power]?”
2nd Samuel 16:21 So Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} answers AbShalom {Father-of-Peace}, “Invade [the wombs of] your father's concubines. [Bed] the [women] he left to up-keep the palace. Then the whole [nation of] Israel will hear that you stink in your Dad's [nostrils]. Then the fists of all your [rebel warriors] will get hard [as rocks]!” Ahithopel's bad idea shows why BathSheba bathed on the roof and why she committed adultery with David: she was raised by a family of perverts. Slime-Brother is the Grandfather of Bathsheba (daughter of Eliam). Slime-Brother is taking revenge on David, because David murdered Slime-Brother's Grandson-In-Law (UriYah) and seduced his Grand-Daughter (BathSheba). This revenge was foretold by Nathan in 2Sam 12:11,12. See 2Sam 11:2-3.2nd Samuel 16:23 (In those days, 😇, [rather than] asking [a priest] to consult the oracle of [YHVH] the Elohim, both [king] David and Absalom [seek] the counsel of Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}. They treat all of [that perverted liar's ideas like divinely inspired visions].) | Slime-Brother Smartly Plots To Kill David | 2nd Samuel 17:1 Then Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} [hisses] to [rebel prince] AbShalom, “Hurry! Let me hand-select 12 thousand [warriors]. I'll mount up. [We'll] chase David down tonight!
2nd Samuel 17:7 So Hushai {Hasty} [lies] to AbShalom, “It's not the right time to execute this [assassination plot] of Ahithophel {Slime-Brother}.” | Hasty Sends Spy-Priests To Warn King David | 2nd Samuel 17:15 Then Hushai {Hasty} [runs to Jerusalem's temple,] to [tip-off David's loyalist] priests: Zadok {Righteous} and Abiathar {Generous-Father}. [Hasty] whispers, “Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} [smartly] counseled [prince] AbShalom and the elders of Israel [to assassinate David]. But I advised [Absalom to mount a suicidal civil war]. As the ‘Civil War’ destroyed freedom in America, while helping no one.2nd Samuel 17:21 Later, [Absalom's thugs gallop] off. So the [young priests] climb up out of the well. They run [to David's hiding place]. They tell David, “Mount up! Rush across the river! Ahithophel {Slime-Brother} advised [your evil son to assassinate you]!” | | | |