Funny Christian Pop Song Parodies

I Never Wanna Sin Again (Parody of I'll Never Fall In Love Again)

Author: Parody
Theme: Repentance
What do you get when you fall in sin?
A devil with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
||: I___ never wanna sin again :||

What do you get when you bed a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
Then the village elders stone ya
[And if you give sperm it just may/might clone ya]
||: I___ never wanna sin again :||

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you sell your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
||: I___ never wanna sin again :||

Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in sin?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So at least until tomorrow
||||: I___ never wanna sin again :||||


Why Troy and Genie parodied The Classic "I Never Wanna Sin Again (Parody of I'll ..." for YOU

In Haiti, it's so hot I often walk around with a towel around my waist. One day my towel slipped off as a girl came by the window. I copied that scene in Austin Powers where they held household objects to hide their genitals. And this parody was born.

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ORIGINAL BY BURT BACHARACH:
What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again


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