Funny Christian Pop Song Parodies

I Just Got Saved (Parody Of Akon, I Just Had Sex)

Author: Parody
Theme: Rebirth
Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens
In this world
You don't know how to express yourself
So you just gotta sing

I just got saved and it feels so good
(Feels so good)
My savior said If I follow him I can go to heaven
I just got saved and I'll never go back
(Never go back)
To my not-being-saved ways of the past

Have you ever got saved?
I have, it feels great
It felt so good when He saved me by His Spirit
Yahweh really did it, it literally just happened
Gettin Saved can make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I got saved
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
When I got the Lord, man, my Spirit felt great
And I called my parents right after I got saved

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Got saved and repented, dropped to my knees and the rest
Was sure nice of God to let me do that thing
Nice for anyone ever, now sing

I just got saved and it feels so good
(Feels so good)
My Savior wrote my name in the book of life
I want to tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised He even wanted me to do it
Doesn't even really make sense, 'cause, man, I blew it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing, Now I need a saved wife
That good? The best conversion of my life

I'm so humbled by a God's ability to be my savior
'Cause honestly, my life's been a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' Leather bible
Plus he let me be a king and a priest in heaven (original was)Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtle-neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to the God
Who let us flop around in so much sin
People near or far, whether short or tall
(say) We want to thank you God for letting us love you

I kept droppin to my knees
(Doesn't matter, got saved)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, got saved)
I think I might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, got saved)
I had long hair on my head
(Still counts)

I just got saved and my dreams came true
(Dreams came true)
So if you got saved in the last thirty minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me

I just got saved
(Everybody sing)
And it feels so good
(We all got saved)
(Felt so good)
I went and let Him put His Spirit inside of me
(I want to tell the world)
I just got saved and I'll never go back
(No, no, no)
To the not-being saved ways of the past
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