Author: Troy Joy Theme: INTRO (In C)
Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
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Jingle my bell
Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
It won't be Christmas til you Jingle my bell
VERSE 1 (IN Bb)
Cashier's (are) ringin' up Christmas sales
Kids in bed (are) readin' Christmas tales
The church is takin' turkey to the perp's in jail
But it won't be Christmas til you Jingle my bell
The mall's outta' stock of every toy they sell
Tots are all in heaven but I'm here in —
"Hell__O honey's" what I wanna hear you yell
['cause] I won't feel Christmas 'til you jingle my bell
CHORUS 1 (IN Ab)
DINGALING ZING BACK TO ME
JANGLE ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE SONG
FINGER MY DOORBELL BABY
'TIS THE SEASON TO BONG MY GONG
VERSE 2 (IN Bb)
You walked out; my spirits fell
They say the lights are pretty - I can't tell
I'm wastin' all my money at the wishin' well
'cause it won't be Christmas 'til you Jingle My Bell
CHORUS 2 (IN Ab)
DINGALING RING BACK TO ME
SING MY SOLO SOME HARMONY
SPANK MY SLEIGH BELLS BABY
'TIS THE SEASON TO TINGLE ME
(JOY TO THE WORLD...)
VERSE 3 (IN Bb)
The choir's singin' ‘Joy To The World’ - Oh well...
I can't hear the music swell
I'm about to kick my chair and yell
"It won't be Christmas til you Jingle My Bell!"
CHORUS 3 (IN Bb)
DINGALING BING BACK TO ME
BUMP ON OVER AND MAKE ME HUM
SOCK MY CYMBALS HONEY
'TIS THE SEASON TO THUMP MY DRUMS!
BREAK C to Eb:
Jingle my bell____
Jingle me all the way____
VERSE 4 (IN C)
Conjugals are kissin' in the county jail
Prison's kickin' killers out on bail
[While] My holiday crashes in an epic fail
Cause it won't be Christmas
(It won't be Christmas)
It won't be Christmas
(It won't be Christmas)
It WON'T —
BE —
CHRISTMAS
'til you -
OUTRO (IN D)
Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
Now it's Christmas 'cause you're
jinglin' my bell
Funny Christmas Songs