Funny Christian Pop Song Parodies

Grandma Got Struck By A Bolt Of Lightning

Author: Parody
Theme: Adultery
(This is a parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

Grandma Got Struck By A Bolt Of Lightning
To stop her fornicatin' and blasphemy / Coming home from her adultery
You can say there's no such being as Jesus
But as for me and Grandpa we believe

We told Gram's to do some swimming
At the local spa and gym
There she spied her Sugar-Daddy
So she [ran] took off and hit the sack [town] / danced all night with him

Grandma got a fancy lawyer
To buy a state divorce decree
The judge said it was fair / [right] and legal
But [the voltage showed/proves] that Jesus disagrees

Yeah, she didn't like Gramps' gripin'
And his big medical / insurance / hospital bills
So she shacked up with that rich guy
Who bought her stuff/junk to give her granny thrills

His waterbed waved shlishy shloshy
Her legs [toes/feet] swingin in the air
But when she walked out of his mansion
The sky flashed and she didn't have a prayer
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