Funny Songs

Moses Schmoses (I've Got A New Spirit)

Author: Troy's Comedy
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I've got a new Spirit in me
I've got a new spirit in me

I don't need your:
Patriarchy!
Malarkey!
Matrimony!
Baloney!
Don't need a man to own me
Yo Moses, you're a phony

I've got a new Spirit in me
(I've figured out who I'm to be)
Universe hear it — I'm free!

I'm not gonna be
Barefoot, Pregnant,
Slaving in his kitchen
Not me_____ I'll Be witchin'
Moses — Shmoses!
I'm through with your religion

I've got a new Spirit in me
(I won't be a brat factory)
I'm not just a she, I'm a he

Don't need no macho honcho
Feelin' up my poncho
Get out
I don't wan-cho

Beer-gut, lead-butt
Stinkin' up my bed sheet
Touch me
And your dead meat

Yeah I'm not feminine and modest
Who cares?!
I'm the GODDESS!

'Cause I've got a new Spirit
And Your God better fear it
I've got a new spirit in me!

Girl Power!
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