Funny Christmas Songs

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis

Author: T&G (Educational)
Theme: Fornication
(Parody of โ€˜It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmasโ€™

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE SYPHILIS
On my naughty parts
take a look in the tender skin
glistenin' once again
a canker sore that comes from sin

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PIMPLE
Soon the rings will start
and the thing that'll make 'em ring
is the carol that you sing
right within your heart

ON MY GENITALS THERE'S A GROWING CANKER
it doesn't hurt or itch

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
is the wish of barney and ben
dolls that will talk
and will go for a walk
is the hope of Janice and & Jen
And Mom & Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

IT'S MUTATED TO RESIST PENICILLIN
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the grand hotel
one in the park as well
the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis
Toys in every store
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the holly that will be
On your own front door

YEP IT'S SYPHILIS ONCE MORE
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