Funny Christmas Songs

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis

Author: T&G (Educational)
Theme: Fornication
(Parody of ‘It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas’

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE SYPHILIS
On my naughty parts
take a look in the tender skin
glistenin' once again
a canker sore that comes from sin

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PIMPLE
Soon the rings will start
and the thing that'll make 'em ring
is the carol that you sing
right within your heart

ON MY GENITALS THERE'S A GROWING CANKER
it doesn't hurt or itch

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
is the wish of barney and ben
dolls that will talk
and will go for a walk
is the hope of Janice and & Jen
And Mom & Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

IT'S MUTATED TO RESIST PENICILLIN
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the grand hotel
one in the park as well
the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis
Toys in every store
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the holly that will be
On your own front door

YEP IT'S SYPHILIS ONCE MORE

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For our friends at the Los Angeles Comedy Store.

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Study Notes

benzathine penicillin
tetracycline
doxycycline
erythromycin
sore
penis

canker
sore on the genitals without itching or pain.

rings (spots with raised or
red edges, often clear in the center)
advanced stage: large circles with a thick border that do not itch.

Syphilis:
Syphilis is a common and dangerous infection that is spread from person to person through sexual contact.
Signs:
• The first sign is usually a sore, called a chancre.
It appears 2 to 5 weeks after sexual contact with
a person who has syphilis. The chancre may look
like a pimple, a blister, or an open sore. It usually
appears in the genital area of the man or woman (or
less commonly on the lips, fingers, anus, or mouth). This sore is full of germs, which are easily passed on to another person. The sore is usually painless, and if it is inside the vagina, a woman may not know she has it but she can easily infect other persons. If the sore is painful, it may be chancroid (see p. 403).
• The sore lasts only a few days and then goes away by itself without treatment. But the disease continues spreading through the body.
• Weeks or months later, there may be sore throat, mild fever, mouth sores, or swollen joints.
Or any of these signs may appear on the skin:
a painful rash or ‘pimples’ ring-shaped welts all over the body (like hives)
an itchy rash on the hands or feet
All of these signs usually go away by themselves, making the person think he is well— but the disease continues. Without adequate treatment, syphilis can invade any part of the body, causing heart disease, paralysis, insanity, and many other problems.
CAUTION: If any strange rash or skin condition shows up days or weeks after a pimple or sore appears on the genitals, it may be syphilis. Get medical advice.
Treatment for syphilis: (For complete cure, the full treatment is essential.)
♦ If signs have been present less than 1 year, inject 2.4 million units of benzathine penicillin all at once. Put half the dose in each buttock (see p. 353). Persons allergic to penicillin can take either tetracycline or erythromycin by mouth, 500 mg., 4 times each day for 15 days.
♦ If signs have been present more than 1 year, inject 2.4 million units of benzathine penicillin—half in each buttock—once a week for 3 weeks, for a total of 7.2 million units. If allergic to penicillin, take either tetracycline or erythromycin, 500 mg., 4 times each day for 30 days.
♦ If there is any chance that someone has syphilis, she should immediately see a health worker. Special blood tests may be needed. If tests cannot be made, the person should be treated for syphilis in any case.
♦ Everyone who has had sexual contact with a person known to have syphilis should also be treated, especially husbands or wives of those known to be infected.
Note: Pregnant or breast feeding women who are allergic to penicillin can take erythromycin in the same dosage as tetracycline (see p. 356).

the idea that syphilis can
be cured by eating a vulture
DON’T
These two remedies do not help at all. The first one can cause dangerous infections.
Belief in remedies like these sometimes causes delay in getting proper medical care.

big, open, slowly growing sore on the ankle

Chancre A painless sore or ulcer on the genitals, finger, or lip that is one of the first signs of syphilis.

itching of hands with syphilis

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