Funny Christmas Songs

Rudy The Red-Nosed Rabbi

Author: Parody
Theme: Addiction
You know Krochmal, Schotten, Schneersohn, Shapotschnick,
Bornsztain, Teitelbaum, Dorff, Kook and Luntschitz

But do you recall
The funniest Rabbi of all?

Rudy the red-nosed Rabbi
Had that alcoholic nose
And when he got all blotto
Rudy'd rip off all his clothes

All of them other rabbis
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let drunk Rudy
Play in their religious games

Then at the Nativity
Baby Jesus said,
"Rudy with your nose so red
Come and bless my nappy head"

Now all the other Rabbis
Are screaming Rudy is a fraud
('cause) Rudy's shoutin' from the rooftops
โ€œJesus is the son of God!โ€

Rudy The Red Nosed Rabbi!
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Study Notes

Other funny-sounding names of famous Rabbis:

FUNNYE, BELSKY, WEINBLATT, Schneuri, Blumenkrantz
Shakeup
Shmuel
Hillel
Chaim Soloveitchik
Shulem Moshkovitz
Maimonides, Moshe Ben Maimon
Dunash Ben Labrat
Akiva
Mordechai Willig,
Rav Papa
Nachman Krochmal
Menachem Creditor
Neuberger,
Papo
Abraham Isaac Kook
Zvi Yehuda Kook
Abramsky
Feinstein
FERBER
FINKEL
PADWA
Barry Freundel, convicted of voyeurism
Schachter-Shalomi
Jacobs and Schlomo and Ruben
Shammai
haNasi
Yohanan ben Zakkai
Judah
Rava
Rav Ashi
Ravina
Paquda
Gershom
Rashi
Ashkenazi
Naphtali Cohen
Luria
Shachna
Diskin
Epstein
Abraham Lichtstein,
Risikoff
Resnick
Pardo
Abuhatzeira
Weissmandl
Berkovits
Mescheloff

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