Funny Christmas Songs

Gimme' Dough! (Parody Of “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let It Snow”)

Author: Parody
Theme: Greed
A1
Well the gifts you guys give are triflin'
I'm tired of saying I like 'em
If you want love to flow
Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!

A2
A blank check would be delightful
'Cause your taste in clothes is frightful
Set my heart aglow
Help me pay all those bills I owe

B1
PARENTS: You're pickin' a losin' fight
You're whippin' up a storm
Out in the cold tonight -
How ya gonna stay warm?

A3
TEEN: Well my finances are dyin'
And I'm movin' out like lightnin'
So don't make the figure low
Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!

A4
TEEN: Well my debt shows no signs of stoppin'
If it keeps on, I'll be poppin'
If you want love to grow
Your answer better not be "no"

C1
He doesn't care about relationships
This kid's a money pit
He don't care about our feelings or the winds that blow
He just says, "Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!"

C2
oooowwweee goes the storm
Why should he worry when he's nice and warm
His gal by his side and the lights turned low
He just says, "Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!"
(I don't care)

A5
TEEN: I'll move in with my honey
If you'll front me the money
In Spanish thats ‘di-ner-o’
Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!


A6
PARENTS: Don'cha think that's kinda greedy?
TEEN: No, I'm simply needy
I told you long-ago
Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!

B2
PARENTS: Well you're kissin' your butt goodbye
Have fun going out your own
When you'll bills rocket to the sky
You'll be cryin' for home

A7
TEEN: Well my patience my folks, is dyin'
It's time for my goodbye-in
Prove that you love me so
Gimme dough, gimme dough, gimme dough!

PARENTS: You've forgot the loot we loaned you
So it's time that we disowned you
Your car is ours, you know (so)
Give us dough, give us dough, give us dough__________!

TEEN: Aaagggh!
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Study Notes

cash, hard cash, ready money; the means, the wherewithal, funds, capital, finances, (filthy) lucre; coins, change, specie, silver, currency, bills, (bank) notes; informal dough, bread, bucks, loot, greenbacks, moola, dinero, shekels, mazuma; archaic pelf.
wealth, riches, fortune, affluence, assets, liquid assets, resources, means.
pay, salary, wages, remuneration; formal emolument.

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ORIGINAL LYRIC:

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
Since we've no place to go
Let it snow…

Well it doesn't show signs of stopping'
And I've brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow…

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But it you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dyin'
And my dear we're still goodbye-in
As long as you love me so
Let it snow…

He doesn't care if it's ten below
he's sitting by the fire's cozy glow
he don't care about the cold and the winds that blow
he just says let it snow let it snow let it snow
(Let it snow!)
oooowwweee goes the storm
why should he worry when he's nice and warm
His gal by his side and the lights turned low
he just says: let it snow let it snow let it snow
(I don't care)

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