Let's Do It (Parody)

MAN: C'mon baby; how 'bout some lovin'?!
WOMAN: You know nothin' 'bout lovin'!

A
MAN: Birds do it
Bees do it
Chimpanzees swinging from trees do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

A
WOMAN: You're dreamin'! Sick slimy slugs do it
MAN: LadyBugs do it
WOMAN: Whores with H.I.V. on drugs do it
Thugs do it!
MAN: Bigot!
WOMAN: That's not love
Man: Sure it is

B
WOMAN: Black widow spiders at night do it
Then she eats the male's head
MAN: Astronauts up in flight do it
WOMAN: Try it and you're DEAD! / You won't fly' in MY bed!

A
WOMAN: [Vampire] Bats do it
MAN: Kitty cats do it
WOMAN: [So?!] Cadaver eating rats do it
MAN: C'mon
WOMAN: You blew it!
Man: I love you
WOMAN: You' gotta' be nuts!
MAN: Why?!

A
WOMAN: Dirty Dogs do it
MAN: Woof!
WOMAN: Frogs do it
MAN: Ribbit
MAN: Hot & horny/hairy humpy' hogs do it
WOMAN: I knew it
You're not talkin' 'bout love
MAN: I'm talkin' about our spiritual connection

B
WOMAN: No. Parasite carryin' bums do it
MAN: You're overdue for some fun!
WOMAN: Sodomites, lice and dykes do it
MAN: So?
WOMAN: So leave or I'll get my gun!

A
MAN: Wait! Kids come from doin' it
WOMAN: Yeah, that's true but...
MAN: I might as well be your man to do it
WOMAN: Ah screw it
Let's fall in love!
MAN: Woohoo!

UNISON: Let's do it!
Let's fall in love!

CHORDS:
F F/d g- C7
F F7/A Bb7
a- d- g- C7
(turnaround: F D/F# g- C7)
2nd turnaround: F Bb7 F A7

d- G7 FM7 c- F7
Bb Bb- Ab C7sus

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