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My Godzilla

Author: Troy's Comedy
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My Godzilla
My Godzilla
Big enough ta' star
in da' monster thrilla'!

My Godzilla
My Godzilla
Bossin' me around
He a stone cold killa'

I spy a babe, my neighbor's wife
Godzilla blurt', β€œShe' your love for life”

He think' he' King Kong
But he' silly ding dong
Colossus strong
Duh Dumbo wrong

Photoshop supermodel pop' phone screen
Godzilla scream', β€œClick it
Yum yum tum good Wonder Woman!”
Gak she' Dracula bad
My Godzilla crack me fighting mad!

My Godzilla
My GodZilla
Run' my life slam' gog Gorilla
My Godzilla
My GodZilla
Order' me to slave
He' Adolf Hitla'

I lay awake soft bed cold night
Godzilla stand' shout', pumped punch fight
Mom come' room, flip' on bright light
Godzilla turn' tail - race away in fright!

My Godzilla
My GodZilla
Try' ta' make me marry my feather pilla'

My Godzilla
My Godzilla
Gotta' pour some ice on him
To make him chilla!

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