Team Spirit

From the feature film: JOCKROCK.

Interference
Offsides!
Fumble
Stree-rike!

Error
Blooper
Penalty
(You) Screw-balled up my life!

Sinker
Stinker
Spitball
Walkin'
Balkin'
Bad call

Flea-flicker
Bunt punter
Split
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We had Team Spirit
We had loyalty
We had esprit de corps
'til you forfeited me

We had game
We had guts
We had love by the nuts
'Til you stripped team spirit from us
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Double-dribble!
Air-ball!
Travelin'
Suicide Play!

Switch hit
Wild-pitch
Intercept
Pickoff

Sacrifice
Battery
FOUL!
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We had Team Spirit
We were family
You pledged allegiance
Then you no-showed on me

You kicked me off
You stuffed my shot
Played me for all I got
You stripped team spirit from me

SOLILOQUY:
Boy, I was your designated hitter
You were my long reliever
But you put me out
You grand-slammed my heart

You threw me that:
Split-fingered fastball
The change-up
The brush-back
You battered / shattered my trust
You stripped team spirit from us!

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