Funny Songs

Elephant Trunk

Author: Troy's Comedy
Theme:
CHORUS:Waaahh-oooh!
Elephant Trunk
Waaahh-oooh!
Elephant Trunk
Waaahh-oooh!
GIRL: He a hunk!
Waaahh-oooh!
Elephant Trunk

VERSE 1:
Whatcha got?
Milk chocolate chunk

What' it do?
Gets you punch drunk

Whas' it hit?
Home runs not bunts

Elephant, Elephant, Elephant trunk

VERSE 2:
Where' it go?
Always on the hunt

What' it weigh?
Lay it down it go' plunk

What's the show?
He do' super stunts

Elephant, Elephant, Elephant trunk

CHORUS

How big it is?
'Pends if it' shrunk

What' it dig?
Love ta' dance the funk

Do' it lead the pack?
Well it ain't da' runt

Elephant, Elephant, Elephant trunk

What' it got?
A bunch a spunk

It is smart?
No it flunk'.

How' it smell?
Kinda stunk.

Elephant, Elephant, Elephant trunk

CHORUS
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