My Kinky Teacher

MY KINKY TEACHER
She’s a freaker
Her science class
Is the birds and the beaker

She don't care
about the nation
Her bed's her
education station

If you let her
Teach you lessons
You better get
To a priest’s confession

She don’t care
Aboutmath equations
She grades A+
For titillation

She couldn’t care less
If ya’ got bad grammar
You head the class
If you mattress slam her

The student body
Build their skills
With her gymnastic
Spelling drills

My kinky teacher
Has expertise
She’s an authority
On STD’s

Think it'd be fun
if she touched your wee-wee?
Next thing ya' know
There's blood in your pee-pee!

Ya' jump her humps
Ya' get lumps and bumps
Looks like your member
Got the mumps

My kinky teacher’s
As bad as they get
But I can’t report her
I’m the teacher’s pet!

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