Funny Christmas Songs

The 12 Days Of Syphilis

Author: Troy's Comedy
Theme:

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On our First day of suck-face my lover gave to me
Syphilis—it stings when I go pee

On our 2nd night of whoopie my sweetie gave to me
Two herpes sores
and Syphilis—
I may have H.I.V.

On our 3rd day of relations my darling gave to me
Chlamydia
two herpes sores
and AAAAGH!
It's killin' me to pee

By our 12th day of coochie that skank had given me:
12 Trichomonas
Viral hepatitis
Papillomavirus
Candidiasis
Cryptosporidiosis
7 bouts of scabies
6 lice infections
Ghon____orrea!
4 anal cysts
Chlamydia
two herpes sores
and Syphilis—it burns when I go pee!
And the doctors say they cannot cure me!

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