Troy Joy's Comedy HitsPenny Has A Penis
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Penny can catch
A
Penny can throw
A7 D
Penny can blow where no player goes
D D/F# G E/G#
Penny's the leanest, the meanest, the cleanest
A7
The freaky thing is
A7 D
Penny has a penis!
Penny' got muscles
Penny's got gall
In feminine sports, Penn' can do it all
Penny's a rocket, Penny stands tall
But what really shocks you is the size of her balls!
B7 e-
Her panty worm
A7 D
Might make you squirm
Yet —
F#7 b-
Come to her terms
G D/F# e- A7
Who's to say girl-jocks can't spray sperm?!
Cause Penny can jump
Penny can hit
But women's athletics
ain't buyin' it
Penny's kinetics are clearly the keenest
but coach won't play her
'cause Penny has a penis!
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