Gay For Pay

This is a message to my haters:

Don't call me "turd-burglar" (no way)
"Sperm-gurgler" (Not gay)
"Pillow-biter"
'Cause I'm a fighter!

I ain't gay (he ain't gay)
I play gay for pay (gay for pay)
I'm defrayin' my credit cards
The L.A. way
I pop pills
To sell men thrills
Actin's how I make my bills
I ain't gay (he ain't gay)
I play gay for pay

Don't call me no "bum-boy"
I ain't no "smut-toy"
I ain't no "rectal fisherman"
I'm a good Christian

I ain't gay
I play gay for pay
I'm hornin' into Hollywood
The homo way
So I fake pumpin' corn
Porno's how a star is born
I ain't gay
I play gay for pay

Yeah I'm never erect
It's all special effects
It ain't pelvic fusion
It's show-biz illusion
I ain't no homosexual
I'm a professional

'cause I love Jesus
and beaver
I'm a believer
I ain't gay
I play gay for pay

See Study notes on Gay For Pay

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