Unpublished Screenplay
5 CHAPTERS FROM
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Title Analysis
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He has no penis. She has no vagina. They're a perfect fit. Can they live happily ever after?
CHAPTERS
Published Min.
PRELIMINARY
1
Cast of Characters
ACT 1
scene
cum.
2
A Piranha Bites Off Little Colbert's Pecker
0.5
0.5
3
Celeste Is Born Without Genitalia
0.2
0.7
4
Celeste Defeats The Organic Food Activist
0.4
1.1
5
Celeste Hires Colbert as Her Master Gardener
0.3
1.4
1.4/100
