The story of the Doctor who became the world's most fevered opponent of self pleasure, devoting his life to stamping out masturbation on a global scale. This 100-minute PG13-rated Comedy Unpublished Screenplay, in its Medical setting, will get you feeling HAPPY, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, and its Satire component will get you SMUG IN YOUR SUPERIORITY TO THE SATIRIZED IDIOTS!