Thugglies Terrorize The Kingdom of Hasmonia
Prince Avarice growls, snooty, cocky, hog-smuggly
He hangs with his gang: βThe Hasmonian Thuggliesβ
Thugs leap to break furniture, quarrel, punch, fight
Thugs steal kiddies' candies on black moonless nights
Thugs cruise through wild countryside hooty hot howling
Kicking cool kangaroos, shooting frown scowling
Thugs scare wee children asleep in their beds
Thugs thump thum' night owls' big hooting howl heads;
Thugs
throw rocks through windows
Thugs break into stores
Thugs light fire to doo-doo at peoples' front doors
Thugs laugh at glum look in nice peoples' wide eyes
When they step out to stomp in thugs' βpoo-poo surprise!β
So townspeople scream, "For these prattle crime pranks
We'll break out our paddles β AVARICE NEEDS A SPANK!"
How they bop clop him - they swattle bat smack him
But Avarice likes yum attention it racks him -
His horrible habits plum won't go away
He pranks every night and nets spanks every day