Screenplay ~~- Prince Avarice!

Avarice Makes His Long Voyage Home

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So icky Prince flees Pougkipsee Pig Rooflus
He hitch-hikes dog wildebeest down to San Poopas
'Stows in yuck gut of gulp sea whale named Jonah
Who barfs Avarice out on hot beach of Pomplona!

He runs pulling rickshaws to Katmandudu
Nambibia, Naples, France, Kalamazoo

After 7 long years of swimmy tough runs
(For travel takes time without rich Daddy's funds)
The prince eyes bright land he's remembered in dreams-
The shores of Hasmonia — sparkling sweet clean!