Meet Prince Avarice, The Royal Spoiled Brat
Far away, back where poor children die needy,
There runs a Hasmonian 'Devil' gog greedy:
Prince Avarice the dope,
Son of Authrock the Dove
Who rules the Hasmonian Kingdom in love
King Authrock smiles, noble, goodly, kind, nice
Hasmonians adore him — from mooses to mice
And people prize Authrock's fine son "Chrysalis"
But wow! We all hate that nasty Prince Avarice!