A Piranha Bites Off Little Colbert's Pecker
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OUTSIDE AT THE AMAZON RIVER IN THE DAYTIME:
Flying over the Amazon river, Colbert jumps out of a plane with his wild-man father.
They LAND in a clearing. Dad STRIPS down, orders Colbert to strip.
The father RUNS, JUMPS into the Amazon river.
Colbert SWIMS with his father in the Amazon river basin.
COLBERT
Do piranhas eat people?
COLBERT'S DAD
Nah, son - they might just nibble on ya a bit.
Colbert swims in the water.
{OUCH} a piranha BITES off his little tallywacker.
Colbert SCREAMS.