Screenplay Synopsis ~~- AssMan aka The Proctologist

S-xing The Supermodel

Selfishness
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2316 Characters =~2.3Min. Reading Time
INT. CLINIC WAITING ROOM - DAY

Clients of every walk of life flood the Doctor's waiting room, like a Star-Wars Bar of butt-malady patients.

Into the door walks Supermodel.

All eyes turn.

Doctor smiles at her.


INT. EXAMINATION ROOM - DAY

Doctor examines the gorgeous supermodel's perfect butt.

DOCTOR
I said on the commercial, "No one's got a perfect butt?"

SUPERMODEL
Yeah

DOCTOR
Well, you're the exception.

SUPERMODEL
(laughing)
I try,

DOCTOR
Whaddaya say we have dinner tonight?


INT. FANCY RESTAURANT - NIGHT

Doctor at candlelight dinner, making goo-goo eyes with Supermodel.


INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

Doctor boffing supermodel.

SUPERMODEL
I love you!

DOCTOR
I love you! I love you!

Climaxing.

20 minutes later:

Doctor zonked out on silk pillow.

Supermodel turns ever so gently on the bed.

DOCTOR
(screams)
Stop bouncing!


EXT. FANCY RESTAURANT - DAY

Doctor sits eating lunch with the supermodel.

SUPERMODEL
(from Doctor's P.O.V.)
Blah blah blubbedy blub then he went to blah blah [white noise] it -

DOCTOR
(annoyed)
If you're gonna involve me in this conversation, could you not use so many pronouns?

SUPERMODEL
(stunned)
Wha?

DOCTOR
(condescending)
I mean, sheeesh .... it, he, she, them, they, just tell me who you're talking about?

SUPERMODEL
Is that how you talk to someone you love?

Doctor eating, ignores the supermodel.

SUPERMODEL
You said you loved me!

DOCTOR
I did. People change.

SUPERMODEL
That was last night!

DOCTOR
In Colonial America, judges sentenced women to the stocks, and tortures placed wooden clips on their tongues, or half-drowned them them on the "dunking stool" for the gender-specific crime of talking too much.

SUPERMODEL
What?

DOCTOR
Those were the good old days.


INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

Doctor boffing other hot chick.

DOCTOR
I love you.

CHICK
I love you. I love you.

Climaxing.

20 minutes later:

Doctor zonked out on silk pillow.

Chick, smiling, snorts ever so gently as she's falling asleep on her pillow.

DOCTOR
(screams)
Stop snoring!

CHICK
Wha?

DOCTOR
Sheesh! Rhinoceros!


EXT. DOCTOR'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Chick slams the door.

CHICK
(screaming at window)
I hate you!

Neighbors turn on lights.