Screenplay ~~- LandLust

Miagi And His Lawyers Sign The Sale Papers

978 Characters =~1Min. Reading Time
OUTSIDE AT THE ROTGUT'S TRAILER IN THE DAYTIME:

The next day, toward sundown, Miagi's lawyers witness RotGut and Miagi signing the sales contract on the hood of RotGut's truck.
RotGut jumps in triumph.
Miagi's family weeps.
RotGut's family grins, high-fives, woohoo's!
RotGut hands his truck keys toward Miagi.
RotGut palms for the deed in Miagi's hand.

MIAGI
(points to clause on deed)
One last thing:

ROTGUT
Ain't no last thang!

Lawyers nod their heads, 'Yes there is'.

MIAGI
Ancient Asian custom: Buyer walk land's perimeter in one day sunshine; punch' holes in soil with' spade; return' to starting point by sundown.

ROTGUT
No way! This mah' land!

MIAGI
Walk land in sunshine, get deed. No walk land, no deed!

ROTGUT
I'll walk it now!

MIAGI
Walk land tomorrow in sunshine. Get deed tomorrow in sunshine.

RotGut smashes his beer bottle against his truck.
Like a roaring lion, he rages at Miagi.
Miagi and his lawyers and family scatter in terror!