Screenplay ~~- JockRock

The 4 Athletes Rent Jackie A House To Work In

Abundance 2358 Characters =~2.4Min. Reading Time
EXT. HOUSE -DAY

By the "FOR-RENT" sign of a Santa Monica home, Jackie holds out her hand to the money-suited, diamond-ring-studded RIKKI REALTOR.
Rikki Realtor refuses Jackie's handshake.

Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador step out of Jackie's newer car, looking like they own the world.

Rikki Realtor scoffs at the sportsmen.
Jackie pulls out a wad of cash.
Rikki Realtor scoffs at the wad of bills.
Killa hands Rikki Realtor the keys to his Hummer.
Rikki Realtor takes the keys, then holds his hands out to BackWoods, Swish and Peleador.
BackWoods, Swish and Peleador pony up their keys.

LATER THAT DAY:

Arrogant Attorney and Nosy Neighbor watch in shock as Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador trash the "For Rent" sign.

In its place, they help Jackie pound in a big new SIGN, in the shape of unzipped pants.

The sign reads:

__PANTS MANAGEMENT__
PUT PANTS ON YOUR JOCK!

ARROGANT ATTORNEY
(shouts at Jackie)
Signs violate our HOA!

Hank Honey drives up in his Hummer Limo.

HANK
(to Jackie)
Nice sign, Jackie. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Arrogant Attorney and Nosy Neighbor run up like little girls to shake Hank Honey's Hand.

HANK
Hi guys. Here's some front row seats to the Lakers' game.

ARROGANT ATTORNEY
(wet for Hank)
You're the best, Hank.

Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador run to grab tickets from Hank.

Jackie corrals Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador into the house.

HANK
No hard feelings, Jackie.

INT. HOUSE - DAY

Jackie slams the door, blotting out the sight of Hank in his Hummer Limo.

Jackie pops the cork on a champagne bottle.
It sprays all over Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador.
Laughing, Jackie throws the bottle at the 4 sportsmen.
She bolts for the rear sliding-glass door.
It's so clean, she smashes her face into it, thinking it's not there.
She falls, drooling down the window.

Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador run to help her.

Dizzy, Jackie throws the door open.
Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador chase Jackie out the back door, spraying her white pants with champagne.

EXT. HOUSE - DAY

Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador launch Jackie into the pool in full clothing.

Arrogant Attorney and Nosy Neighbor scowl, looking over the fence.

Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador jump in after Jackie.