Screenplay ~~- JockRock

Jackie Fights Killa To Write A Clean Song

Education 1908 Characters =~1.9Min. Reading Time
INT. HOUSE - NIGHT

Jackie sits before Killa.

She strums a guitar.

JACKIE
OK, writing songs is just like playing football.

Killa looks skeptical.

JACKIE
You just sing the first sweet lyric that comes into your head.

JACKIE
(sings)
I'll be your Quarterback, baby...

KILLA
(grins)
If you'll be my tight-end...

Killa scoops his hands like he's grabbing Jackie's lovely rear.

JACKIE
(slaps Killa)
CLEAN lyric!

KILLA
(hugs Jackie)
I wanna get ya' in my huddle

JACKIE
(pushes Killa away)
I'll be your best FRIEND.

Killa rolls his eyes. (He wants more than friendship.)

JACKIE
Throw me an interception

KILLA
Yeah, I'll penetrate yo' end zone

Jackie bats Killa up the crotch with a the guitar.

Killa flip-jumps onto the couch to avoid a nut-crunch.

Killa dances on the couch, hands highlighting his rocking hips.

KILLA
So getcha' grip on my pigskin

Jackie growls.

KILLA
'cause ya' bout ta' hook the Fishbone!

Jackie karate-chops Killa's throat.

JACKIE
Grandmother hates profanity!

Killa falls backward over the couch, smashes the coffee table.

KILLA
(struggles to feet)
You and your Granny don' know nuthin' about music... or sports!

Killa stomps out the door.


EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

KILLA
I'm goin' back to Hank!

Jackie grabs Killa's hand.

Killa drags Jackie through the grass.

The grass soils her white pants.

Killa slams his body into the driver's seat of his Hummer.

KILLA
(hint of queer)
Hank loves me just as God made me!

Nosy Neighbor looks askance, scoffs at Jackie.


INT. HOUSE - NIGHT

MONTAGE:
Weeks pass while Jackie makes phone calls to Killa, BackWoods, Swish and Peleador.

Phone icons show that they've all blocked her calls.

Finally, Hank's icon flashes on Jackie's phone.

Jackie smiles ear to ear.


EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT

Jackie runs to her car.