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Jackie watches her screen:
ANDY ANNOUNCER (on screen) -Killa's fans across the country today celebrate his return to Hank Honey sanity - all because Killa's flash-in-the-pants female "manager" hates a love song he wrote for her!
BOB BROADCASTER The sports world thanks you, Miss Pots & Panz, for giving us back our Killa.
Jackie switches the channel:
SALLY SPORTS Killa has ditched his reputed gold-digger girlfriend, Penny Pants, to reunite with legendary 3rd-generation superstar manager, Hank Honey.
Furious-faced Jackie switches the channel:
BOB BROADCASTER (on screen) Hank has Killa set to sign the unprecedented deal for 10 million-
Jaw-dropped Jackie switches the screen to another channel:
BAMBI INFOBABE (on screen) -What's more, Killa Fishbone's torch-ballad, TouchDown, zips up the Billboard charts for this 2nd week in a row! Go Hank Honey!
Killa appears onscreen, his bare chest held by a mega-babe who stares into his eyes:
KILLA (sings in video) I'm gonna score a touchdown-