Screenplay ~~- JockRock

Hank Turns Killa's "Touchdown" Into A Hit

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INT. HOUSE - DAY

Jackie watches her screen:

ANDY ANNOUNCER
(on screen)
-Killa's fans across the country today celebrate his return to Hank Honey sanity - all because Killa's flash-in-the-pants female "manager" hates a love song he wrote for her!

BOB BROADCASTER
The sports world thanks you, Miss Pots & Panz, for giving us back our Killa.

Jackie switches the channel:

SALLY SPORTS
Killa has ditched his reputed gold-digger girlfriend, Penny Pants, to reunite with legendary 3rd-generation superstar manager, Hank Honey.

Furious-faced Jackie switches the channel:

BOB BROADCASTER
(on screen)
Hank has Killa set to sign the unprecedented deal for 10 million-

Jaw-dropped Jackie switches the screen to another channel:

BAMBI INFOBABE
(on screen)
-What's more, Killa Fishbone's torch-ballad, TouchDown, zips up the Billboard charts for this 2nd week in a row! Go Hank Honey!

Killa appears onscreen, his bare chest held by a mega-babe who stares into his eyes:

KILLA
(sings in video)
I'm gonna score a touchdown-

Jackie hurls her drink at the screen.

It blacks out.