Hank Credits Jackie With His Stars' Success

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Jackie cries into Hank's chest.

JACKIE
Everything blows up in my face!

HANK
Nothin' blew up for you.

JACKIE
You win without even trying, Hank.

HANK
You're responsible for everyone's success.

JACKIE
Liar.

HANK
Did you even listen to "TouchDown" and "Home Run"?

JACKIE
Uggh! "Rape Down"? - "Home Ruin"?

HANK
(laughs)
All I did was ask those blockheads to fix the lyrics to please you:

Hank waves his hand, triggering the gestural interface on his media playing device.

Killa's "TouchDown" music video plays:

IN THE VIDEO:

KILLA
I'll score a touchdown for ya' baby

Killa scores a touchdown.

KILLA
I'll do anything for you

An actress who looks like Jackie cheers.

KILLA
I'll push the world to first and goal

Killa punches out a paparazzi who tries to take the actress' photo as Killa walks her from the crowd-cheering stadium.

KILLA
'Cause you know my love is true

Killa kisses the actress.

IN THE ICU:

Hank waves his hand-gesture again.

BackWoods' gospel choir video of "Home Run" plays:

IN THE VIDEO:

BACKWOODS
(singing)
I'll score a home for you, honey

BackWoods and an actress who looks like Jackie remove a "For-Sale" sign from an idyllic home's front yard.

BACKWOODS
(singing)
A place to raise our family

BackWoods and the actress pile on their front-porch swing with their 'children'.

BACKWOODS
(singing)
I'll score a home run for you

BackWoods and the actress hug in their bathrobes, watching their children eat breakfast.

BACKWOODS
(singing)
You know my love is true

BackWoods and the actress turn off the lights in bed at night.

BACK IN THE ICU:

Jackie, incredulous, wipes her eyes.