Methitrexin
A stylish, smiling, young BUSINESSWOMAN holds up a little pill.
BUSINESSWOMAN
When they told me I wouldn't be able to buy or sell without taking the Mark Of the Beast, I thought, "Wow! Am I gonna be hungry!"
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BUSINESSWOMAN
But with one little Methitrexin AD in the morning, I can't even feel my stomach! I'm down to 89 pounds!
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BUSINESSWOMAN
Thanks Methitrexin! How could I make it through the 7 weeks of tribulation without you?!
ANNOUNCER
Pslimer Corp - Great Medication for The Great Tribulation.
